How Not to F*ck Up Your Face

Makeup Magic for Mature Skin

plus, the story of your face in six words

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February 2026

The Case of the Disappearing Lip

and other mouthy issues

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Go With the (Lymphy) Flow

plus, the vanity problem

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How to Get the Best Brows

plus a supplement to wait on

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Fraxel, XERF, and Vir

two truths and a lie

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January 2026

Bleph/No Bleph: The Epilogue

plus, please kiss your dog!

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The No-Bleph Bleph?

is there such a thing? I humbly submit an argument

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That's Fairy Dust in Your Face Cream

how to avoid the swindlers

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Eye-Opening Details...

...about a common surgery

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December 2025

Happy New Year!

plus, your instantly beautiful face

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5:10

A Gift Guide *and* a Sale!

has HNTFUYF lost its mind?

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R BBLs 4 U?

and other impossible questions

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