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Pines to introduce life-size animatronics in dining halls to boost student morale
Article by: Lauren Scisci To boost morale during the dreaded finals season, the University of Maryland has taken initiative and purchased life-size, Chuck E. Cheese-esque robotic figures, or animatronics, and placed them in Yahentamitsi dining hall. Created by the Jim Henson company, these three animatronics, a bear, a bunny, and… Read More
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Five ideas for new football gear that will make the team better
Article by: Surya Ghai After an explosive 4–0 start to the season that had true… Read More
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Four more things that our weird roommates think should be added to TerpZone
Article by: Connor Christopher You didn’t want it, and you’re getting it anyway! Four additional… Read More
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Opinion: The Hitting People With Hammers Club needs to go
Article by: Milo Medof The student organizations of the University of Maryland, College Park foster… Read More
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SPOILER ALERT: Fall 2025 Crossword Solution
Article by: Ian Jackson ACROSS 1 More shy and flirty 6 Chicago time zone 9… Read More
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Thanksgiving break extended to full week
Article by: Ryan Nguyen The University of Maryland administration has announced that Thanksgiving break will… Read More
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‘The Board and Brew’ closed after board games animated overnight
Article by: Jay Rana COLLEGE PARK — On October 22nd, “The Board and Brew,” a… Read More
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Experts warn UMD students not to confuse Farmers’ Market warmth with genuine human connection
Article by: Zoe Price COLLEGE PARK, MD — Citing a troubling rise in premature emotional… Read More
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Celsius announces five new flavors targeted towards college students
Article by: Simon Ambrozak Amidst wild success with college students, the energy drink Celsius has… Read More
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Quiz: Which Testudo are you?
Article by: Nishna Makala Testudo, our beloved university mascot, has changed a lot over the… Read More
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UMD students write in Zohran Mamdani for College Park mayor
Article by: Felix Baum COLLEGE PARK — Last Tuesday, the College Park Community Center opened… Read More
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Opinion: Please, god, get out of the salmon line
Article by: Felix Baum I’ve witnessed a terrible thing. Appalling crowds crush into jagged queues,… Read More
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Exorcising the Santanic
Article by: Zoe Price The autumnal season is upon us once more, October beckoning the… Read More
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DOTS approves new Scooter Racing League
Article by: Veigh Oh COLLEGE PARK — The University of Maryland’s Department of Transportation Services… Read More
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Top five most defensible places on campus should the dead rise from their graves
Article by: Seth Buus Our journey through the calendar year has once again brought us… Read More
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Student passes physics midterm thanks to Marcello Hernández
Article by: Zachary Robinson JOHN S. TOLL PHYSICS BUILDING — Local College Park student, Simón… Read More
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Fall 2025 Hare-a-scope
Article by: Roan Barvenik Welcome back, Terps, to another extravagant reading from the stars. So… Read More
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New Maryland Dairy flavor designed from morse code flashed by malfunctioning lecture hall light
Article by: Seth Buus ADELE H. STAMP STUDENT UNION — Maryland Dairy, the University of… Read More
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‘I’ll be joining Palantir,’ says worst person you know
Article by: Ollie Garky COLLEGE PARK — In a recent LinkedIn post that started with… Read More
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Maryland Football introduces new offensive lineman: a 20-foot stone wall
Article by: Andy Site COLLEGE PARK — In the wake of being the literal greatest… Read More
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F.A.C.T. Check: Canvas goes dark; thousands perish
Article by: Felix Baum The Hare’s F.A.C.T. checking feature verifies spurious claims from sources across… Read More
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F.A.C.T. Check: Yes, that helmet looks dumb on you
Article by: Felix Baum The Hare’s F.A.C.T. checking feature verifies spurious claims from sources across… Read More
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Terrapins reveal new deflated football, ‘easier to catch’
Article by: Thomas Brady The Maryland Terrapins will be introducing a revolutionary new concept for… Read More
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Fraternity Row terrorized in Liquid Ass attack
Article by: Rhys Venable COLLEGE PARK — What started out as another festive weekend on… Read More
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New research reveals Greg’s nose luckier than Testudo’s
Article by: Vikram Balaguru For nearly 100 years, University of Maryland students have believed that… Read More
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Why Ritchie Coliseum should host gladiatorial combat
Article by: Maximus Decimus Meridius LXIX I was recently granted access to the living quarters… Read More
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Opinion: You should register for professors with a low PlanetTerp rating
Article by: Ryan Nguyen Have you ever found yourself, before your registration period, looking for… Read More
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