VALIS
United States
If I sent you a friend request, it's probably because I liked a review you left for a game somewhere or you seem like a like-minded gamer. I want people on my friends list who frequently review and talk about games.

I've been gaming since childhood in the '70s. Arcade games, pinball, consoles, PC -- everything, I love it all and have easily played over 10,000 games in my life. Also have owned over 100 pinballs and 50 arcade machines and my love for the arcades is as strong as ever.

I play tons of old stuff and also tons of new. You can see some of this at:

https://www.exophase.com/user/VALIS/

RTS, Shmup, Beat 'Em Up, FPS, TBS and 4X, Metroidvania, Driving, City Builders, Dungeon Cralwers, Platformers, etc. I like most games. I'm not a big story-based gamer, but I'll check 'em out when they're weird and different.

**Please note I almost never look at chat. There are so many scammers out there and it's getting harder than ever to detect the scams. If you want to talk games, I'd prefer you just posted on my profile page. Thanks.
If I sent you a friend request, it's probably because I liked a review you left for a game somewhere or you seem like a like-minded gamer. I want people on my friends list who frequently review and talk about games.

I've been gaming since childhood in the '70s. Arcade games, pinball, consoles, PC -- everything, I love it all and have easily played over 10,000 games in my life. Also have owned over 100 pinballs and 50 arcade machines and my love for the arcades is as strong as ever.

I play tons of old stuff and also tons of new. You can see some of this at:

https://www.exophase.com/user/VALIS/

RTS, Shmup, Beat 'Em Up, FPS, TBS and 4X, Metroidvania, Driving, City Builders, Dungeon Cralwers, Platformers, etc. I like most games. I'm not a big story-based gamer, but I'll check 'em out when they're weird and different.

**Please note I almost never look at chat. There are so many scammers out there and it's getting harder than ever to detect the scams. If you want to talk games, I'd prefer you just posted on my profile page. Thanks.
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It may not be a full tray of lasagna, but it's definitely better than Mondays. And Jon Arbuckle is in it! Poor 'ol lonely Jon. You can put funny hats on him and make him race around and shoot pies at Garfield in some sort of vehicular revenge fantasy. The game's good enough for my low standards. 5/10
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Letarsier 14 Jan @ 10:50pm 
Hello, what is this retro RA I saw on exophase profile of yours ??
VALIS 14 Jan @ 10:30pm 
@Rattle - that's very nice of you, thanks!
Rattle 14 Jan @ 10:02am 
I came across a review you left, and was AMAZED at how many games you own, have played, and have reviewed. I have been gaming since my childhood in the 90s, and thought I had an expansive record of gaming history; until I came across your profile. /bow Grandmaster Valis :steamthumbsup:
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