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THIS IS NOT A WUTHERING HEIGHTS REVIEW

some scattered thoughts on entertainment for entertainment's sake, freak bitch cinema, and why this version of ‘Wuthering Heights’ would have worked…

Feb 19 • status update

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HELP ME BE GOOD

I will be returning to "serious" and "thoughtful" stuff shortly but in the meantime: blah blah blah blah blah

Feb 17 • status update

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April 2025

THE KARDASHIAN JENNER FAMILY X CRUMBL DISPATCH

do you think Kylie Jenner knows what a Grocery Outlet is? did Kendall try her 1,000 calorie cookie? will Kourtney ever get a job? is a cookie brand my…

Apr 25, 2025 • status update

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December 2024

SO YOU’RE STILL LOOKING FOR A COMEBACK?

some thoughts on the lindsay lohanaissance, redemption, and the allure of the celebrity do-over

Dec 18, 2024 • status update

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THIS AND A WET WASHCLOTH

on being in bed with a migraine once a month, fuck ass jobs, and the importance of doing nothing

Dec 3, 2024 • status update

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September 2024

HOW TO BE A HOT GIRL

in 2012 I had a pair of yoga pants, a bombshell bra, and a dream

Sep 25, 2024 • status update

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August 2024

HELP! I CAN’T STOP WATCHING ROCK OF LOVE WITH BRET MICHAELS

on sleazy mid-aughts reality dating shows, summertime slumps, and being honest about our desires

Aug 24, 2024 • status update

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July 2024

LIT GIRLS, BOOKTOK, COLLEEN HOOVER, AND ME

working out my thoughts on the Internet’s current obsession with all things women and literature during the rise of anti-intellectualism

Jul 24, 2024 • status update

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BEFORE MY BIRTHDAY, ANYONE WANT TO ADMIT GIRLHOOD IS OVERRATED?

thoughts on girlhood, womanhood, and why growing up now seems so hard to do

Jul 15, 2024 • status update

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SOMETHING OF A FREAK, A BEAUTIFUL FREAK

Lana Del Rey, the Walmart tube top, Karen Black in Five Easy Pieces, and authenticity

Jul 8, 2024 • status update

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I THINK YOU GUYS MIGHT BE THINKING ABOUT NARA SMITH TOO MUCH

girlbosses, capitalist fantasies, trad wife influencers and the women who love them

Jul 3, 2024 • status update

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April 2024

DEATH TO THE SAD GIRL

dissociative feminism and internalization isn’t mysterious or liberating it just distorts reality and your sense of self

Apr 2, 2024 • status update

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