Why subscribe?

I mean, honestly, you probably shouldn’t. Haha just kidding, please do. I’m not sure how often I’m going to post here, but picture this: You subscribe today. Months go by, and you forget all about it. Then one day, when you least expect, a new post from some half-remembered internet guy lands in your inbox. Curious, you click on it, and are transported to heretofore unsuspected heights of reading pleasure by my scintillating prose.

(Disclaimer: I make no guarantee that my prose will be scintillating or in any way pleasure-inducing.)

In summation, give me all your money.

Okay, just kidding again. But I do think it would be cool to someday earn a living by writing, so if you like what you see here and think you might want to see more at some as yet unspecified future time, hit that subscribe button and help make my dreams come true.

Thank you.