Hi Keizer! We have the latest buzz right here. Let's keep you in the loop and get this morning started right! ☀️
In today's newsletter:
- How did your favorite Keizer spots score in recent health inspections?
Today's riddle: What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? 🤔 (Answer below!)
Weather forecast:
- Monday: Increasing cloudiness, with a high of 58 and low of 48 degrees.
- Tuesday: Windy with periods of rain, temps: high: 58, low: 39.
- Wednesday: A passing shower or two, with a high of 61 and low of 32 degrees.
📰 News we're reading
• Gooey build up in cooler, year-old cabbage in restaurant inspections (statesmanjournal.com) — Recent health inspections in Marion and Polk counties include a Keizer restaurant on Chemawa Drive and a Java Crew on River Road, with specific violations and scores listed. Keizer diners can see how local spots performed on food safety, sanitizer use, and cleanliness compared with restaurants in Salem, Woodburn, Independence, and beyond.

📸 Around Keizer
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Upcoming Events in
Keizer
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Tuesday March 24
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Virtual Realms Greeters
Keizer Chamber of Commerce, 4118 River Rd N, Keizer
8:30 am
📣 Keizer Shout Outs!
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🗓 Events Nearby
Wednesday March 25
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HUNKS The Show at Tiki Lounge Lancaster (Salem, OR) 03/25/26
Tiki Lounge Lancaster, 165 Lancaster Dr SE, Salem
8:00 pm
Thursday March 26
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Italian Apertivo Pairing
Scenic Valley Farms, 12423 River Rd NE, Gervais
5:30 pm
Friday March 27
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No Greeters
Salem Area Chamber of Commerce, 1110 Commercial St NE, Salem
Saturday March 28
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Pasta Like an Italian at Scenic Valley Farms
Scenic Valley Farms, 12423 River Rd NE, Gervais
4:00 pm
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Baseball: B/JV
Sandy High School
4:30 pm
Sunday March 29
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Make Sum Noiz
Radness Ensues, 3837 River Rd N, Keizer
11:00 am
Monday March 30
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Tennis-Girls
Bush Park Tennis Courts
4:00 pm
Tuesday March 31
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Tennis: G/V
Newberg High School
4:00 pm
Saturday April 4
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Game Night & Coffee Social
Radness Ensues, 3837 River Rd N, Keizer
6:30 pm
Tuesday April 7
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Paint Night at The Pink Elephant Tavern
The Pink Elephant Tavern, 115 Lancaster Dr SE, Salem
6:00 pm
Friday April 10
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Gardenpalooza — Out in the Garden Nursery
Bauman's Farm and Garden, 12989 Howell Prairie Rd NE, Gervais
9:00 am
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💬 Chatter
What your neighbors are talking about on social media
- There is road construction on I-5 N reported at...
There is road construction on I-5 N reported at 5:44 AM. (Nextdoor )
- There is road construction on I-5 N reported at...
There is road construction on I-5 N reported at 4:24 PM. (Nextdoor )
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David's Bridal, Inc. posted a job opening for Seasonal Alterations Specialist in Keizer. Apply here.
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McDonald's Restaurants posted a job opening for Shift Manager in Keizer. Apply here. You can search for other jobs near Keizer here.
🗞 Nearby News
Salem
- Untreated Sewage Leak into Pringle Creek in Salem Resolved (kykn.com)
- Judge denies latest emergency motion from supporters of Oregon gas tax referendum (kgw.com)
- Minam Wildlife Area gets management plan (eastoregonian.com)
Silverton
Ok Keizer! So now you're in the loop about what's happening today. Thanks for reading, and see you in your inbox next time! Oh -- and if you like what you're reading, invite a friend to Patch AM!
-- The Patch AM Team
P.S. The answer to today's riddle: One's very heavy. The other is a little lighter. (Thank you Nancy V. for sending it in!)
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