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The Cure to Anxiety Is Stupidity
My Week of Vlogging and Idiocy
Jan 18 • Madison Huizinga
Is It Enough To Just Be Entertained?
Marty Supreme and Shock Fatigue
Jan 11 • Madison Huizinga
Straight Women Love Gay Romance
Heated Rivalry, Fetishes, and the Loss of Romantic Stakes
Jan 4 • Madison Huizinga

December 2025

In Defense of Articulation
Pursuing Eloquence Is Impossible But Worth It
Dec 21, 2025 • Madison Huizinga
Tracking Ourselves to Death
Spotify Wrapped and Transcription Failure
Dec 14, 2025 • Madison Huizinga
Nostalgic For a Different Nostalgia
Stranger Things S5 Isn’t Grounded in Reality. But Neither Is Our Reality.
Dec 7, 2025 • Madison Huizinga

November 2025

The Road to an Oscar is a Circus
On the State of Press Tours
Nov 30, 2025 • Madison Huizinga
Where Does Your Sparkle Go?
Growing Up and Growing Out
Nov 23, 2025 • Madison Huizinga
On Hyper-Local Entertainment
Why I Love LA Does and Doesn't Work
Nov 16, 2025 • Madison Huizinga
Putting the Sky Back Togther
AI and the Soft Animal Self
Nov 9, 2025 • Madison Huizinga
Feels So Scary Getting Old
Fandom, Aging, and the Impatience of Teenagehood
Nov 2, 2025 • Madison Huizinga

October 2025

Dreams Are Just Delusions
LA, Pop-Ups, and False Confidence
Oct 26, 2025 • Madison Huizinga
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