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Won’t somebody please think of the children?
The government is at war with our future.
Mar 3

February 2026

Yes, I am a populist.
Our elites are a catastrophe.
Feb 17
King in the North
Is Andy Burnham a power player? Or just playing at power?
Feb 3

January 2026

The Horror. The Horror.
Dressing up for a dressing down. The problem with ‘cultural appropriation’
Jan 27
Reform Act
Keir Starmer is terrified of Nigel Farage.
Jan 13

December 2025

Alaa Be Praised
Keir Starmer reveals his priorities. Which turn out to be exactly as we suspected.
Dec 30, 2025
Contempt of Court
Is Labour finished? The jury is out.
Dec 16, 2025
Budget Deficits
The budget leaked, and all our money drained out.
Dec 1, 2025

November 2025

Ministry of unTruth
The BBC has lost its way.
Nov 18, 2025
Bad Apples
Let’s Be Careful Out There.
Nov 4, 2025

October 2025

Henry the Hoover
Lenny Henry wants the British people to bankrupt themselves, paying reparations they don’t owe.
Oct 21, 2025
Cooking The Books
The OBR is setting the government’s immigration policy.
Oct 7, 2025
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