Operation Useful Idiot and The Art of the War Crime

How a draft-dodging convicted criminal took America to war without Congress or cause

Mar 2 • Chris Zappa

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January 2026

Minnesota Goddam

On channeling rage into resistance

Jan 28 • Chris Zappa

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If only his mother had traded him for a handful of Percocet

Fuck you, James Donald David Bowman Hamel Vance whatever the fuck your name is

Jan 23 • Chris Zappa

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BREAKING: US LAUNCHES MILITARY STRIKES ON VENEZUELA

The petrodollar gets what the petrodollar wants

Jan 3 • Chris Zappa

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Happy new year, you radical left scumbags

The only resolution that matters is to survive 2026

Jan 2 • Chris Zappa

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December 2025

There’s a lot to be said for object permanence

Plus: Hooray—we’re all domestic terrorists!

Dec 29, 2025 • Chris Zappa

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The so-called president of the United States is an industrial-grade piece of shit

Fuck Donald Trump

Dec 16, 2025 • Chris Zappa

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Toddler in chief wins fauxbel prize

Plus, corruption that makes Watergate seem quaint by comparison

Dec 9, 2025 • Chris Zappa

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Of circle jerks and jerkoffs

Your daily dispatch from the crumbling American empire has arrived

Dec 3, 2025 • Chris Zappa

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Fun fact: pawns can deliver checkmate

You corporate cunts remember that the next time you raise prices

Dec 2, 2025 • Chris Zappa

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November 2025

Quiet, piggy.

Pig calling reporter piggy is the new pot calling kettle black

Nov 23, 2025 • Chris Zappa

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Pedophile Math 101 with Professor Megyn Kelly

The moral rot of America's right-wing media machine knows no bounds

Nov 17, 2025 • Chris Zappa

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