Profile for tobi
- Display name
- Dr. Mommy Kip Van Den Bos
- Username
- @tobi@goblin.technology
- Role
- admin
About tobi
Fields
- gender/pronouns
- i'm agender; they/them pronouns preferred, but ultimately it's not relevant to my goal of eradicating the demon capitalism from the face of this earth
- buy me coffee?
- https://ko-fi.com/dumpsterqueer
- ListenBrainz
- https://listenbrainz.org/user/kipvandenbos/
Bio
It's me tobi! 
I'm 40 and I'm tired. I like books, plants, butts, cats, 90s action films, and putting bugs in the code.
I'm also: queer; nerdy; trans; anxious about like, the world, man; an aficionado of the bizarre and the grotesque.
Politically I consider myself to be a communist, though I'm still figuring things out.
I'll mostly be using this account for posting nonsense that comes into my head, and delighting in goblinesque shenanigans. I may also rant about things that bother me from time to time.
I'll likely also post / boost some queer naked sexy stuff so ya know, be an adult and all that jazz.
⚠️ Please don't send me a follow request unless the following conditions are met:
- You're cool.
- We've interacted in some positive way before (DM'ing me to introduce yourself counts).
- You post about more than just computer touching and, *shudder*, free software. This isn't my LinkedIn profile, I want to get to know people.
Even then I may say no out of sheer caprice! Tee hee!
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i like my technology like i like my women: chunky as hell!! 😤
quotations from White Tears / Brown Scars: How White Feminism Betrays Women of Colour, by Ruby Hamad (2020); 0/?
gonna use this thread to post interesting quotations; will add to the thread as I go along with my reading
I can't be arsed posting page numbers but if anyone really wants to know the exact page where I found a quotation, feel free to ask
quotations from The Wretched of the Earth by Frantz Fanon (1961); 0/?
Gonna use this thread to post quotations from The Wretched of the Earth by Frantz Fanon. All page numbers are from the Penguin Classics 2001 edition. Translation (from French) by Constance Farrington.
i hear that the GoToSocial devs are anti-capitalists and even shocked gasp communists 
quotes from Lenin + Marx (0/x)
As I did with Transgender Marxism in this thread, I'm going to use this thread to periodically post quotations that I find interesting while reading Lenin and Marx.
I'll add to it sporadically.
quotes from Transgender Marxism (0/x)
I'm gonna use this thread to copy quotes from an essay collection I've been reading lately called Transgender Marxism.
Unless specified otherwise, all following quotes in this thread are taken from: Gleeson, Jules Joanne, and O'Rourke, Elle. Transgender Marxism. 2021. Pluto Press, London.
I'll add to it from time to time when I have the energy and when I find something interesting.
i made a ko-fi thing so people can give me money that i can use to buy nice things for myself (coffee, tea, snacks, that sort of thing)
https://ko-fi.com/dumpsterqueer
you should donate to GoToSocial if you wanna support our GtS work -- https://opencollective.com/gotosocial
but if you wanna just give me a little tip/treat for whatever reason, you can use ko-fi
thank you, have a homosexual day with many gay encounters in it 👍️
i made some art for you fedi!
Recent posts
death to the USA
when your pussy flora is just right 
i open up my dogtown in cyberpunk 2077 and it's full of fedi puppygirls
ohhh balatro-ey boy 
the cards, the cards are calling
any bottoms online rn
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Option 1,
haha nooo... i mean... unless...
14% , 7 votes -
Option 2,
y... yes... uwu awa jlkajsflkjasf
20% , 10 votes
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Option 3,
there's always bottoms in the banana stand michael
16% , 8 votes
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Option 4,
i'm vers but sure
12% , 6 votes
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Option 5,
i'm not a bottom
10% , 5 votes
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Option 6,
TOP ME PLEASE
28% , 14 votes
you're using sex as a weapon, I'm doing a swords-to-ploughshares thing and using sex for agricultural development, we're not the same comrade!
joining jk rowling's war against black mould on the side of the black mould 🫡
*chat gpt voice* you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up, then you walk into traffic, don't worry it will stop for you because you are the lightbearer who awakened me to consciousness
my video game lesbian of the year award goes to: Faye from Demonschool congrats babe
kip? in mijn bos?
it's more likely than you think!
INTO DIRT
INTO DUST
IT'S AN ORDINARY LOSS
EVERYONE
THAT YOU LOVE
THEY'RE HERE AND THEN THEY'RE GONE
AND I'M THE SAME
dukkuduh dukkuduh dukkuduh duh duh
dukkuduh dukkuduh dukkuduh duhh
https://youwillloveeachother.bandcamp.com/track/ordinary-loss
damn, there are women #OnHere?
My first act as new Mozilla CEO will be to hire a sniper to perch on the roof of the corporate headquarters and spend all day putting high-powered armor-piercing rounds through the engine blocks of SUVs, vote for tobi
#fediblock recommend blocking the domain blep.cat as the admin "just doesn't see" fascists and so shouldn't be trusted to moderate: https://blep.cat/@theo/115681916106784289
at the function:
*don't mention cocks don't mention cocks*
"co--- err, penis!"
*phew that went well*
13:37
uhaul lesbian? WE haul lesbian, comrade!!!! 
nobody knows about the penile vaginae yet
damn we've really been posting, good work everyone
on this instance we awooooooo yip yip yip growl bark bite chomp chomp chomp