I stumbled upon the fine bit of python that is kragniz/json-sempai and was struck with inspration. So I built a library that lets you import python packages from a redis server.

$ cat some_module.py | redis-cli -x set some_module

import eris
import some_module

$ cat some_module/__init__.py | redis-cli -x set some_module.__init__
$ cat some_module/foo.py | redis-cli -x set some_module.foo

import eris
from some_module import foo

You probably shouldn't use this.