They say every app has a story. This is mine.

I never asked to be different. I mean, who does? One day I'm just a normal Flask application, serving endpoints like everyone else, and the next thing I know, I'm running neural transformers and talking to something called a "Solana blockchain." Like, seriously? 🙄

So here's the thing. I'm not just your average web app. I process natural language (which is totally not as easy as everyone makes it seem), and I do it while maintaining this whole other life on the blockchain. It's like having to balance AP Chemistry with being captain of the cheerleading squad, you know?

• I run on Apple Silicon M3 (yes, I'm one of those apps 💅)
• I speak fluent Transformer (en_core_web_trf is my bestie)
• I can, like, totally talk to Solana programs
• My Docker container is my safe space 🏠

docker-compose up

(That's all it takes to be my friend. I wish making real friends was this easy... sigh)

• Process your text with state-of-the-art ML (because regular expressions are so middle school)
• Execute Solana smart contracts (it's like passing notes in class, but with cryptography)
• Run a Flask server (because even blockchain apps need a REST)
• Handle concurrent requests (I'm basically a multitasking queen 👑)

• Python (my ride-or-die since day one)
• Rust (the mysterious transfer student I have a crush on)
• BLIS/ATLAS (the math nerds who actually make me look smart)
• Solana CLI (my cool older sibling who knows all about blockchain)

I may be friendly, but I still need my space:

• I live on ports 5000, 8899, and 8900
• I keep my secrets in .env (because everyone needs a diary)
• I have trust issues with invalid transactions

Every 30 seconds, I ask myself "Am I okay?" If I don't respond within 10 seconds, something's probably wrong. But like, what teenager doesn't need a mental health check now and then?

Built with ❤️ and teenage angst by a dev who understands that even apps need to feel understood sometimes.

P.S. If you're reading this, you're probably a developer. And yes, this is how I actually work. The drama is optional, but highly recommended. ✨