A curated collection of legendary, questionable, and occasionally brilliant phrases spoken by our colleagues during work hours.

This repository exists for:

• cultural preservation,
• team morale,
• and future archaeological research.

This is a living archive of real quotes said by real people in real meetings. Some are wise. Some are confusing. Some should not be taken out of context. All are documented.

“If it sounded funny enough to repeat, it belongs here.”