A time-honored tradition in computer programming.
Marvin the Martian: Desist! Release me at once! I am not now nor have I ever been a robot! Hugo: Not a robot, George? Then I shall have to punish you good.
Marvin the Martian: Oh, how simply dandy. I've captured another Earth creature. Why, isn't that lovely? Hugo will be so happy to have a playmate, but you know how lonesome he gets.
Marvin the Martian: Oh, I can hardly wait till Hugo finds him. Hugo will be so thrilled, he will probably smother him with love