Three Plugins for the C-kings under the sky,

Seven for the lint-lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for Mortal Undergrads doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.

One config to rule them all, One config to find them,

One config to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them,

In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.