Everything Starts with a Tea

So hopefully this should make any creative/small business life a bit easier, I would suggest creating a new file ie Organiser and then you can keep everything together.

If you claim working tax credit you could get investigated at any time, and they really do want everything ie daily lists, accounts, receipts, how your time is spent to the last detail, I’ve included everything so personal and business, I hope I’ve explained it well

Things like the cleaning schedule and meal planner work better laminated then you can just re-use them, If you’re unlucky enough to have more than 2 bedrooms to clean, print 2 lots or as many as you need, they’re good to give the kids too so they have directions

Also the 3 sheets

Account/email/password
                                     

Company contact details
                                     

Useful Numbers (blank)

print 3 or 4 lots as these can go in all the folders, perfect for social media or anything that needs a password, I use it constantly, also the calendars the word files I have these in various places, I hope it makes sense…. 
 

And your sales book

 

 

Obviously keep this one hidden away, same as any passwords or private info…

 

So this is the word documents calendar, one is 12 sheets, the other just one page, I have these hung in kitchen and at my workstation and in some of the folders.

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So where to start, I have a 12 year old who is a constant worry, we live in the south I’m from the north, I’ve been thinking about moving back then she showed me the bgm channel on YouTube, Blackpool GRime MEdia/Music not sure which, I have connections with Blackpool I lived there back in the day I was a go go dancer, bar dancer, more viz fat slags than coyote ugly, that’s what they like as one rapper says “I want a fat bird who can twerk”I got sacked for being skinny and wearing shorts under my mini!  It’s like the Las Vegas of England but a lot rougher,

so back to Bgm, so basically there’s this lil lad “little T” and he chats over quite decent drum and bass grime beats, lil lad mop of 80’s blonde curly hair tracksuit, wearing designer brands, looks like my daughters friends, then you listen….. he’s chatting about raping someone’s lil sister kicking a nan in the c***, its raw…..and of course its got massive, I’m thinking what do his parents think, but Sophie Aspin answers this, (another rapper) or whatever they call themselves telling us his mums a slag who’s got the clap!!!! There’s another girl “Millie B”and she has beef with Sophie! Or fish as all these videos are shot by the same guy in supermarkets and always a reference to fish! Or fishy fannies…. so basically they just challenge each other in these chats, slating each other in the harshest way, I really don’t know how I feel about it, and it fascinates me, but the Mong spas retard refs really upset me, it is a northern thing and I know they’re being shocking on purpose but there’s no need, so yeah being a northerner and an old ragga grime head I feel I have an opinion, although I don’t know what it is, it obviously takes talent to do this, but you just know there’s an adult with a growing bank account overseeing this, you would think it’s a spoof like people do nothing but it’s very real, and when you’ve got kids talking about kicking you in the c*** and raping family you know its not gonna end well…..and let’s be honest there’s worse places to live I know, at least they’ve got the sea pier and donkeys, maybe chat about that, that would take balls…..

So my lil bude is 2, he’s still not talking I blame myself for giving him a dummy/pacifier, no one told me it was a no no…my eldest is 12 so it’s been a few years and all the rules have changed..when he was about a year old he had a terrible cold, so I gave him honey and lemon…then I checked online and it said do not give honey to any child under 2! So I phoned helpline..you’d have thought I’d given him a bag of crack the way they went on, so yeah I’m a terrible mum, the thing is he is so savvy bright he knows everything but he can’t say it so he’s getting really frustrated. We went in a shop the other day, one of my local thrift shops and there’s a lady in there who’s an absolute cow bag. She had me in tears when I was pregnant, but it’s not personal she’s like it with everyone…I had enough one day as she was huffing and puffing, and I calmly said if you don’t like people maybe you shouldn’t deal with people, and if it’s so hard for you to take my money then don’t. And I walked out left the things I’d bought, another lady caught up with me apologised, and after that she seemed to be ok, it was the Christmas fare day,  so he wanted a toy car, I wasn’t sure if I had cash and he ran out with the toy. I got him back in and told him to pay the lady, and he started going nuts screaming thrashing throwing himself about, he hit me in the lip with the car and then head butted me in the lip, the whole shop looked on tutting and she was saying “you’re a naughty boy look what you’ve done.you’ve hurt your mummy,” I don’t think he was listening! I gave her 2 pound that’s all I had, and she was saying “no just take it don’t worry”.I made sure I paid, or the story would have gone “yes he stole a toy” as soon as we got out he was right as rain… in hindsight what I should have said is he senses you’re the cow that made me miserable, that’s why he’s going nuts, and then there was the family rave,  I thought it would be fun for us to go so my teenager (12) and bude 2, it would give me a chance  to show my beautiful family off, catch up with friends! Yeah that didn’t happen, what did was, me and the bae fell out as she wouldn’t dance with the bude for any length of time, and he was doing his “devil meant” that’s what my ma says! It’s devilmeant! He spotted a tiny gap in the marquee where big people couldn’t get and got into the nook, with the intention of pulling it down a security guy had to get him! So I picked him up he headbutted me in the lip again! And pulled my hat off, I had a paper cup of mulled wine and fruit I was trying not to spill, (good mum) so it was tricky, but he won, I threw the cup and all the fruit, Luckily my sis was with me, and we bundled him into the car eventually… actually she went to get bae and I went to car, I was bursting for loo before we got there, so I was just pushing the buggy round the car trying not to pee myself, (shouldn’t have had that mulled wine!) my sis came back and I ran into the park it was dark by this time and I was so desperate, I was out of the way and then someone out of nowhere shines a torch at me, I was going nuts screaming, couldn’t see who or what it was.. I was screaming pervert do you want a picture… and I can’t write the rest…. so yeah that’s a typical day…and last night we went to get the laundry just up the road not far, so I didn’t take my phone or money or anything, and he starts dragging me in the opposite direction, I didn’t mind we usually have a route, I just thought he”ll tire soon, anyway he had me walking miles and miles, and all the time he’s pointing at something and shouting, this went on for a while,  I thought what’s going on, then I realised he was trying to get to the moon! so that didn’t end well I explained you can’t get to the moon! I don’t think he got it, I had to carry him screaming and kicking about 2 miles!!! He’s hench, the nursery have commented on his brute strength we call him bam bam, so yeah he wanted the moon…! then when he went to bed I was looking for the Bourbon biscuits couldn’t find them anywhere, (I’ve banned chocolate and biscuits) didn’t think too much of it.. today he had porridge, I dropped him at nursery got back and put some crumpets in, smell burning and the toasters on fire! Found some of the bourbons! He’d shoved them in toaster! Probably hiding/stashing them…Lil bugger, never a dull moment, the only “up” I can see at the minute is I look like I’ve had a lip job!! And it was free..I’m sure it will get easier now they’re breaking up for Christmas!!!!! said no one ever….. except maybe the nursery…

Your child comes home from school in tears his trainers and phone have been stolen, they were wearing bat man masks! You go to get in your car, it’s  been stolen, you check your bank account it’s down you didn’t realise you signed up for the subscriptions and you can’t speak to anyone, you wanna go to court there is no court, you call the police you can’t get through, you call the Samaritans it doesn’t exist…. this is a good scenario the others are a lot worse… the government are destroying, sorry have destroyed this country and no one is doing anything, the planet is dying what do we do, make some more plastic fecking tut to give our kids to choke on, throw on a pile of other plastic tut, but guess what it’s got no where to go…we have imbeciles telling us what to do how to think what to buy, and no one is doing anything… “idiocracy” is one of my fave if not fave films, and it’s already happening, when they fetch universal credit in, and smart meters phones etc. (All devised to keep an eye on you)  We’re screwed, you know Doris down the lane who lost her son and doesn’t get out much, well she’s screwed she spent all her money in three days on fags.. (you can only buy 20’s,) booze and a weekend on the online gambling sites, she can’t do anything as she can’t get through, and Jon, Sarah’s lad, bit of a wild one, well he spent all his money on fake weed and crack it killed him…and Tracey from school, always struggled well she got a loan (she had money in her account) but the charges were crippling so she started theiving again, I think you get my point, you may say it won’t affect me I pay my taxes keep my head down work hard, you are gonna be the first target… because you have the things the others want.. last week there was 2 million children living in poverty, I don’t think that’s accurate, I think it’s much higher, how is this allowed to happen in this day and age, we spend 30 million a week on the lottery! Go figure… please be generous to the less fortunate this Christmas…in the  past me and my daughter handed out food and treats to the homeless and we got laughed at…by the passing drinkers party goers, I think that’s says it all,. when your presents have been stolen whilst you were out partying laughing at the unfortunate, a light may cone on.., I won’t hold my breathe… I dread to think of the amount we’ve spent and how many people are in debt… yet again on a devised money making scam, ho bloody ho….. this year I am not buying anything new, everything will be second hand or made….at present I have spent 5.50…