Archive - Stantonland

Starbucks Is a Cult

The Midway: Hot Take

Jan 16 • Chris Stanton

A Breathtaking Fartist and Some Boneheaded Fraudsters

Funny Story: Episode 11

Jan 13 • Chris Stanton and Shelly Mazzanoble

1:01:33

My Phone and I Are Having Relationship Issues

iLove you, iHate you

Jan 9 • Chris Stanton

Please Enjoy These Assorted Body Parts

Jan 2 • Chris Stanton

December 2025

Songs of Memory Foam and Boner Pills

These carolers are singing a different tune

Dec 26, 2025 • Chris Stanton

Curious Merkins and the Cadaver Express

Funny Story: Episode 11

Dec 23, 2025 • Chris Stanton and Shelly Mazzanoble

55:19

The Midway: Laughs from the Past

Dec 19, 2025 • Chris Stanton

When Success Sucks

“I hated this goddamn song the first time I heard it, and I still hate it!”

Dec 12, 2025 • Chris Stanton

My Body Is Revolting

Dec 5, 2025 • Chris Stanton

November 2025

Your Second Annual Thanksgiving Bingo Card

You’re hearing from me early this week because I know many of you are anxious about tomorrow.

Nov 26, 2025 • Chris Stanton

Funny Story: Episode 10

Are you lonesome tonight?

Nov 25, 2025 • Chris Stanton and Shelly Mazzanoble

51:58

Sports Fans Are Giant Nerds

The Midway: Hot Take

Nov 21, 2025 • Chris Stanton

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