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The Three Wattos

A Star Wars mystery 26 years in the making

May 7, 2025 • Ryan Nanni

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April 2025

Facebook Will Sell You A Bridge

This is not a scam (to the best of my knowledge)

Apr 18, 2025 • Ryan Nanni

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A Brief Survey of NBA Triple-Doubles

Welcome to a club that includes Shawn Bradley, Clyde Drexler, Draymond Green, and a wide spectrum of basketball players.

Apr 11, 2025 • Ryan Nanni

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March 2025

Wrecked Cars and the Art of Managed Expectations

Beacons of honesty in a world of broken trust.

Mar 12, 2025 • Ryan Nanni

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February 2025

A Neon Sign About Your Mom

A Facebook Marketplace find that has me questioning everything I know about man caves.

Feb 21, 2025 • Ryan Nanni

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The Philadelphia Eagles and the Power of Fuck You

Go birds, and go to hell everyone else.

Feb 11, 2025 • Ryan Nanni

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Every Baseball Team Ranked By Angels in the Outfield Helpfulness

SPOILER: Number one is still angels.

Feb 5, 2025 • Ryan Nanni

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January 2025

Leaving On A New Jersey Train In Georgia

Have you ever ridden public transit in the greater New York City area and wished you were 1) not moving and 2) eating salad nicoise?

Jan 16, 2025 • Ryan Nanni

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The Chicago Bears Have Made Loss History

And an examination of the Atlanta Falcons and whether it's better to miss the postseason by a lot or a little

Jan 3, 2025 • Ryan Nanni

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December 2024

A Post-Christmas Visit from The Angel of Water

Dip your toe into the surprisingly wide world of medical equipment

Dec 27, 2024 • Ryan Nanni

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The Potential Chaos of the College Football Playoff

Some champions would not cause the sport and its pundits to question everything about the Playoff and reality itself. Some would!

Dec 17, 2024 • Ryan Nanni

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653 Wood Maple Baseball Bats

Note: Bats are not recommended for baseballing use

Dec 6, 2024 • Ryan Nanni

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