PHP Developer & Toy Collector

I write code and build websites so I can raise my kids and build my action figure empire.

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Expert PHP/Laravel Development

I provide senior-level PHP and Laravel development for existing applications that need stability and ongoing improvement. I’ve spent 18+ years working in production PHP codebases, with deep experience in Laravel and Craft CMS (Yii).

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Latest Blog Posts

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I Have Shards of Liquid Glass in My Eyes

September 22, 2025

It’s like Apple turned on a firehose and they are spraying Liquid Glass right into my eyes.

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Pam Param Pam-Pam Param

May 19, 2025

The Witcher 3 just turned ten! It is my favorite video game and I just recently completed my third play-through.

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Seegson: Tomorrow, Together

October 7, 2024

Alien: Isolation is one of my top three favorite video games ever. Ten years after its release and after a few play-throughs, it still terrifies me.

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