Inc44

My "passion" is surviving an 80-hour week from Monday to Saturday.But hey, I still have time for my projects!MaTools — for when you need to “organize” files (hide them).CoFlu — to fix typos because, apparently, grammar is a social construct.And Rust? That’s my “spinning donut of doom,” faster than your WiFi.Contributions?On my way to 1500. Basically a part-time job. But hey, it’s not about making a difference—it’s about the illusion of productivity.My stars?Proof I’m not alone in this madness.P.S. This text is proudly sponsored by my 5-minute break from existential dread.

Free

For the truly desperate and financially strapped: constant reminders of your low status and the faint smell of desperation. Perfect for those who just want to taste what it's like to be slightly above the average internet dweller.

Beta Test Subject

The "entry-level" to the world of online confidence.

Unbothered Alpha

The "top tier" for the casual user. Finally, a sense of online superiority.

Epsilon Elite

While the rest of the betas are out there scavenging for free scraps, you have surpassed the elite tier of internet enlightenment. Your wallet may be lighter, but your status? Immeasurable.

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