bonelesscrumpet asked:
okay so relating to my last question
who wins
1 toddler with a spife (spoon knife) or 1 toddler with a knork (knife fork)
itsapmseymour answered:
Depends
Are either baby on any performance enhancing baby formula
No.
In fact, they're both on performance degrading formula.
Then Spife Baby
How does Spife Baby win? Knork Baby has not only a pointier weapon, but also clearly has better priorities as they picked the pointier weapon
Babies struggle with the concept of stabbing something
But are very good at swinging things wildly, so blunt force weapon with a chance to slice while doing so is very effective



















