Wendy Parker is Eternally Irritated.
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Far be it from me to be far from it.
When you realize you should have listened to Ernie the Hook a little too late.
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Homeland Security just visited me.
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Nancy Mace asked to leave local Dairy Queen after demanding to see everyone’s junk.
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Well, that was weird and terrifying.
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Update on Homeland Security visit
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Grotesquely bulbous and possibly rabid has entered the chat.
Hydrophobia anyone?
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Things I do and do not envy in other people.
What am I doing wrong with the popcorn?
Jan 16
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Ancient Aliens and the decline of civilization.
Erik von Daniken was just as believable as anything else right now.
Jan 15
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I blame the weed snobs.
Of course it’s ridiculous. But is it more ridiculous than real life? Probably not.
Jan 14
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If you’re cold, they’re cold.
Let's consider the safety of the agents in whom they have invested heavily. (Stay with me, it makes me gag, too, but there's a reason this might work.)
Jan 13
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“Please look at me, Daddy. Please!”
Warning: If watching a grown man grovel for attention from another man who rapes 13 year-old girls makes you sick, you probably shouldn’t read this.
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Some of you never negotiated for a Popsicle, and it shows.
I’m convinced every Gen X kid reading this will relate. The rest of you might read and learn like we did, or piss off. Whatever floats your boat.
Jan 10
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My fever dreams have tendered their two-week notice.
They cannot compete with waking horrors.
Jan 9
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“If I disassociate any harder today I’ll literally just float away…”
Let’s talk about it since it’s more comfortable than this itchy-toothed sweater of doom.
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Eternally irritated by the nonsense and poppycock.
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