Go on, click it. I dare you. What's the worst that could happen?

Okay, I double-dog dare you to click it. You won't.

Alright, what - what do you want? You want me to beg? PLEASE. There.

Don't go, come on! Maybe I'm needy, but I'm like super loyal too!

PLEASE! JUST GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE, I'LL EVEN WRITE NON-FICTION!