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Medium Pussy Energy
Medium Pussy Energy
2023: My Year in TV
2023: My Year in TV
Your Covid TV GUIDE
Your Covid TV GUIDE
RECSpoilers For: The Sex Lives of College Girls (Season 2), The Witcher: Blood Origin, Yellowjackets. Baby spoils only. Take two aspirins, ten episodes, and call me in the morning. Has it found you yet, weary traveler? Have you fallen prey to covid? Whether she's your dirty scoundrel of an ex, your present affliction, or your future crush, let's talk how to wallow immobile and rise above with a restorative Covid TV Guide treatment. Rest up, sit down, and let the healing begin. COVID-SEE TVDay On
French Exits & Love Triangles of Sadness
French Exits & Love Triangles of Sadness
RECAP/RANTSpoiler For: All of Season 3There are only a few film/television hills I choose to die on--Tokyo Drift was the best Fast & Furious, Steve deserves better than Miranda, and Emily in Paris is the good kind of trashy TV. What started out as an intended Hate Watch, has turned into a guilty pleasure Love Watch. What can I say, I’m a basic bitch white girl who loves Meet Cutes with hot guys, scenic shots of Paris, and pithy puns about sex between girlfriends. Emily in Paris is like my beach
My 12 Plays of Christmas: A Romantic TV Sleigh Ride with My Parents
My 12 Plays of Christmas: A Romantic TV Sleigh Ride with My Parents
Couch Sweet Potato
Couch Sweet Potato
Zanab V. Cole
Zanab V. Cole
Boo! Tube
Boo! Tube
SPOOKY GOOD TV for Every Day RECSpoilers For: Why Jennifer Coolidge is my spirit animal. As official spooky season bat flaps to a close, I realize horror tv is never out of season for me. This year turned out some vicious new treats worth celebrating. Like an everlasting Gobstopper or a slutty outfit just because, I recommend you let these winners linger on your palette long after October dies. Here's a sickening round up of some new small screen spine tingles to keep in your sweet arsenal all y
Hannah in Berlin Ep. 2: "Back to Schule"
Hannah in Berlin Ep. 2: "Back to Schule"
RECAPSpoilers For: Nothing!FLASHBACK INT. MAGGIE VANN ELEMENTARY - DAY (1998)HANNAH (8) curls up on the examination table in the School nurse’s office. A thermometer peaks out of her mouth as the humid Arkansas air has her legs sticking to the vinyl padding. The thermometer emits a BEEP BEEP BEEP . MRS. FIDDLER (40s), PTO President and nurse-for-a-day, comes over and pulls it out of Hannah’s mouth. She looks at it for a beat.MRS. FIDDLERNinety-seven. You’re fine. Go back to class.HANNAH(Clutchin
Susie Goes West
Susie Goes West
A Freakin' American Tale RECAPSpoilers For: My Womanifest Destiny. When I was but a wee lamb of twenty-six years, I took an epic and exhilarating road trip from my native Arkansas to Los Angeles, California with my sister-from-another-mister Kasey to visit my favorite childhood play-pretend-friend, Hannah. My first time on America's west coast and my first taste of the Westward Ho! dream. The temperate climate, the (mostly) blue politics, and the "all weirdos welcome" energy had me hooked. Hanna
Precious or Nasty Little Bezos?
Precious or Nasty Little Bezos?
Listening to the Gollum and Sméagol on my ShouldersRANTSpoilers For: NothingThese are dark times, beloved existing IPs that we once clung all our hopes and dreams to are being ripped apart by the evils of gold hoarding studio execs. Beautiful tales and characters are slaughtered in front of our eyes and we’ve been helpless to stop them. Rory has become insufferable, Gen Z took over Bayside, and Miranda left sweet baby angel Steve. But one IP has remained timeless, waxed in an impenetrable coatin
Which Superstore Worker Are You?
Which Superstore Worker Are You?
Trust Falling Back to Westeros
Trust Falling Back to Westeros
The North Remembers, but Can You Forgive & Forget?Spoilers For: A skosh of the new House of DragonsTRUSTIt’s a vital thing in any relationship. But giving it freely is not always easy, especially when you’ve been wronged in the past. Even in our television/film relationships, we must learn to trust the creators. After all, aren’t we offering up our time--a commodity that feels scarcer and scarcer these days. Shouldn’t there be solace in knowing that our sacrifice will be rewarded? For some of us
Waititi Tea TV
Waititi Tea TV
Break me off a piece of this tv bard! RECSpoilers For: Select tasty treats from recent Waititi TV. Two FX shows dominate my senses of recent. They are hilarious, emotional, and VERY different pieces of TV from Taika Waititi. Reservation Dogs and What We Do in the Shadows fuck the rules of genre and pack the mundane with the surreal. Sprinkles of blood, encounters with spirits, the shame of accepting change and loss unite them. In both, Waititi loves to take the piss out of living and dying.Reser
Hannah in Berlin
Hannah in Berlin
Choke on a Croissant Emily, There's a New Brat To Watch. RECAPSpoilers For: The Greatest Show on Earth!EXT. SAN FRANCISCO - NIGHTWe open on a chilly spring night. It was a clear sky but let’s make it foggy (creative licensing). A smiling couple leaves the Castro Theatre holding hands, the marquee lit up behind them. They round the corner onto 18th Street when the girl spots a dusty-looking van in an alley and a sign that reads “Tarot Reading.”HERWhat could it hurt?HIMIt’s a waste of money.Ignor
A Serenade for Jane Krakowski
A Serenade for Jane Krakowski
RAVESpoilers for: Just Jane! How I Know that I Really Love JaneA serenade is a song seeking love, raggedly laying desire on the line. Oh, how I love the ache! Joy in desperation is also what I love the most about audacious icon Jane Krakowski. So let's waste no more in overture. Inspired by the great serenades, let's sing out for Jane! There’s a girl I know, she’s the one I dream ofLooks into my eyes, takes me through the screen I love, mmm-hmmOh, I lose control, Tina can’t get enough, uh-huhWhe
Find Out About Your Outie’s Life Based on Your Innie’s Choices
Find Out About Your Outie’s Life Based on Your Innie’s Choices
Stranger Thinks
Stranger Thinks
Eleven Hot Plot Waffles for Stranger Things Four (So Far)RECAP/RANKINGSpoilers For: Steve's chest fur and a couple of (also hairy) demon takeovers. Maybe just watch Part One first. I tend to agree with you, Eddie. The only thing all of my serious boyfriends have had in common in the last six years--they all go ape with joy for Stranger Things. And for good reason. Show creators Matt and Ross Duffer combine the horror of coming-of-age with the Upside Down consequences of corrupt science fiction i
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We Need to Talk about Kenobi
Can You Hacks It?
Can You Hacks It?
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Are You a Derry Girl?
Russian Doll Thrall
Russian Doll Thrall
Televisionally Frustrated
Televisionally Frustrated
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13 Horniest Moments of Bridgerton Season 2
The Mostly Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
The Mostly Marvelous Mrs. Maisel
Captain's Log: My Idea was Pirated!
Captain's Log: My Idea was Pirated!
The Prize for Rotten Judgment: Weaponizing "I'm in Love" for the Bachelor Nation Bedroom
The Prize for Rotten Judgment: Weaponizing "I'm in Love" for the Bachelor Nation Bedroom
A Day at the Races
A Day at the Races
Which TV Creep is Your Mystery Date?
Which TV Creep is Your Mystery Date?
What Would Judy Gemstone Do? The 10 Commandments of The Righteous Judy Gemstone
What Would Judy Gemstone Do? The 10 Commandments of The Righteous Judy Gemstone
Bluey is Making Me a Better Parent
Bluey is Making Me a Better Parent
How to Feel Bout How I Met Your Father
How to Feel Bout How I Met Your Father
And Just Like That, The Big Dream Died
And Just Like That, The Big Dream Died
Ms Couch Potato Head: My 2021 Body of TV
Ms Couch Potato Head: My 2021 Body of TV
The Gang Acknowledges the Pandemic: “A Year in Review” Review
The Gang Acknowledges the Pandemic: “A Year in Review” Review
Spanksgiving: Our Great Flit-ish Bake Off
Spanksgiving: Our Great Flit-ish Bake Off
Locke and Tea: Re-cipe for a Locke and Key Season 2 Afternoon Tea
Locke and Tea: Re-cipe for a Locke and Key Season 2 Afternoon Tea
Pick Up Your Booty, K (kk)?!: Meditations on Post-Modern Western Philosophy As Seen on TV
Pick Up Your Booty, K (kk)?!: Meditations on Post-Modern Western Philosophy As Seen on TV
The Only Bummer in the Building
The Only Bummer in the Building
Spooky Squid Quiz!
Spooky Squid Quiz!
Hot & Bothered
Hot & Bothered
Shadows' Play: Bloody Good Bites for Season Three
Shadows' Play: Bloody Good Bites for Season Three
What Show Should You Watch to Learn a New Language?
What Show Should You Watch to Learn a New Language?
Only Weirdos in the Building
Only Weirdos in the Building
Girls For Boys: Rec-ipe for Dave
Girls For Boys: Rec-ipe for Dave
Brand New Cherry Flavor: Hex, Eyes, and Videotape
Brand New Cherry Flavor: Hex, Eyes, and Videotape
You’ve Got Some Lotus Stuck in Your Teeth: Finale Recap
You’ve Got Some Lotus Stuck in Your Teeth: Finale Recap
Love is Blind, Deaf, & Fun
Love is Blind, Deaf, & Fun
What Ted Lasso Inspired Good Deed Should You Do Today?
What Ted Lasso Inspired Good Deed Should You Do Today?
Schmigado It!
Schmigado It!
Living in Stand-By
Living in Stand-By
Ginny & Georgia & Taylor Swift
Ginny & Georgia & Taylor Swift
I Was Told There’d Be Cake
I Was Told There’d Be Cake
Zaddy's Home: Ranking TV Daddies
Zaddy's Home: Ranking TV Daddies
Being Tony Soprano
Being Tony Soprano
An Immodest Broposal
An Immodest Broposal
Best Friends 4 Eva?
Best Friends 4 Eva?
Tellyfishing for Yourself
Tellyfishing for Yourself
Hey Mister DJ, Turn the TV On
Hey Mister DJ, Turn the TV On
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Why Invincible Slaps Harder
Sketch Ideas for Elon Musk
Sketch Ideas for Elon Musk
The Todd Man Out: Ranking My Top TV Todds
The Todd Man Out: Ranking My Top TV Todds
My Flight Attendant Hangover
My Flight Attendant Hangover
Let's Get High Maintenance
Let's Get High Maintenance
Bring Out Your Dead! Hopeless Necromantic TV
Bring Out Your Dead! Hopeless Necromantic TV
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Rec-ipe for a Tear-Soaked Vodka Martini to Honor a Legend
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Schrödinger’s Crown
Rec-ipe for #Blackchelor Nation: Jerk Chicken Anticlimax Enchiladas
Rec-ipe for #Blackchelor Nation: Jerk Chicken Anticlimax Enchiladas
My Favorite TV Masochists: Inner Saboteur de jour
My Favorite TV Masochists: Inner Saboteur de jour
Golden Globes Gamble: Results
Golden Globes Gamble: Results
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Black TV Herstory Makers
Gazing into the Golden Globes Future
Gazing into the Golden Globes Future
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When I’m Caught Up, You'll Know: Rec-ipe for a Sweet & Salty Friendcap
Call Me When it Gets Funny
Call Me When it Gets Funny
Pandemic Pick-Me-Up: Canada’s Drag Race
Pandemic Pick-Me-Up: Canada’s Drag Race
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Three Cheers for Queers . . . It’s RuPaul’s Triple Premiere!
Toddler TV That Won't Have You Teetering on the Edge
Toddler TV That Won't Have You Teetering on the Edge
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New TV Year's Resolutions @TellyfishTV
My 12 Plays of Christmas: A Romantic TV Sleigh Ride with My Parents
My 12 Plays of Christmas: A Romantic TV Sleigh Ride with My Parents
Our 25 Yuletide Yearnings Christmas Wish List to Santa
Our 25 Yuletide Yearnings Christmas Wish List to Santa
HBO is Trying to Warn You about Narcissists. LISTEN!
HBO is Trying to Warn You about Narcissists. LISTEN!
Big Mouth Season 4 Makes Fun of Your Childhood Trauma
Big Mouth Season 4 Makes Fun of Your Childhood Trauma
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Rec-ipe for The Queen's Gambit Boozy Jello Salad
Grateful for Friends
Grateful for Friends
Good Place, Bad Ending: Series Finale Effs the Ineffable
Good Place, Bad Ending: Series Finale Effs the Ineffable
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More Like Blah Manor
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An Election Story
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Rec-ipe by Sara Cooper for Election Night: Everything's Fine Slow Cooker Stew
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What's in your Tellyfish Trick or Treat Bag?
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A Thank You Card for Destroying Me
A Tellyfish TV Guide to Failed Love
A Tellyfish TV Guide to Failed Love
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Magic Male Gaze Rabbit Hole
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The Best & Worst Needle Drops in Umbrella Academy S2
My Top Five Bisexual Blood Lusts on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel
My Top Five Bisexual Blood Lusts on Buffy the Vampire Slayer and Angel
TBS’s Search Party Could Have Been a Movie…. But I’m Glad it Wasn’t
TBS’s Search Party Could Have Been a Movie…. But I’m Glad it Wasn’t
Hold on Mr. Mason, I've Got a Few Questions.
Hold on Mr. Mason, I've Got a Few Questions.
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Proper Banter Innit?
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Woke, as a Joke
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What We Do in the Shadows S2
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Netflix and Panic
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Don’t When You Can’t
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BLACKchelor(ette) Nation
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