Whimsy sprinkler, hoards buttons & shy breezes. Speaks dandelion & lamppost winks. Not a pixie, but daisies doubt. Link for jellybean riddles & cloud recipes.

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A scrappy piece about how unconcerned I could be when someone is talking to me.

Nodding Through The Noise

Nodding Through The Chaos

The Real Deal On Earning A Fuck: Two Wild Paths, No Freebies

The Real Deal On Earning A Fuck

The cognitive implications of allowing your tingly feelings to the the wheel.

Tingly Feelings & Common Sense

Cognitive Implications of Tingly Feelings

Humorous essay mapping "what the fuck" variants to complex number theory, exploring fractional, absolute, and imaginary fucks.

houseOFlamppostriddles

@randomweirdguy

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