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Hi! If you can read the title of this page, you’d know I’m Eugene Mubleyn. HaHaHa! I like to joke sometimes—it’s in my nature. But enough of the tomfoolery, let’s get into the nitty-gritty of things here. I’m the founder of multiple businesses you may have heard of. The Second Enlightenment, Truth BeTold, Newark: New Works. Every venture listed is under Mubleyn LLC, a company I’ve poured my blood, sweat, and tears for! And in terms of personal life, I’m the proud father to Harold Mubleyn. His mother is currently not in the picture… I so dearly miss her… That mailman… Anyway, I reside in the Garden State’s Jersey City. However, I graduated from New York’s Schmittzherpond University with a Doctorate in Indoor Activities. It costed me years of my life and thousands of dollars, yet, I’d still redo it all again if I were given a chance. I loved that school!

So yeah. That’s been my life for the last 4 decades since I’ve made my mark on Earth. I’m a pretty cool guy, wouldn’t you agree?

About Me

My handsome Harold. My only son. A gift that I’ve been blessed by the Heavens to care for. He is all I have left of Gertrude… All those days I cherished… Before that bastard mailman took her! Oh, but Harold! He is turning 27 quite soon. I’ve seen him eyeing this one apparel online for a while, so I’m ecstatically waiting to show him that I’ve gotten it for his birthday! My boy has a keen interest in dressing up in what he calls “cosplay.” I don’t fully understand it myself, but if it’s what makes him happy, I can’t be jollier to help support him in his hobby. I just hope he goes outside some more. He’s getting really pale staying inside his room for all the hours he spends behind that camera he loves so much! I wish he loved me as much as that darn camera… He never wants to indulge in some good ol’ father-son bonding time. He says it’s “weird” for his age. He says that I’m not even like a parental figure to him. What am I doing wrong?

My Son

Joaquín Mariposa! I absolutely hate the filth that is New York, but when I am damned to drive through the dumpster fire, I make sure to pass by mi amigo’s place. He makes Asshole City tolerable, especially with his bomb cooking. If it weren’t for Mariposa, I would’ve commissioned some jackass to sink the whole wasteland down into the Atlantic a long time ago.

If I wasn’t straight, I would marry you, hermano.

My Bestfriend

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The Schmittzherpond Story

Eugene Mubleyn

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