New mom with no idea what I’m doing, but doing it anyway. Surviving on caffeine, cuddles & vacation dreams. Pretty sure I’m hilarious.

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1. Creeps
2. Fraud 
3. How will it benefit her?
4. I want genuine people to be around my kid’s life not people behind a screen thinking they are 
5. I won’t allow her to have an account;it would be hypocritical to put her on there 
6. Some of my closest family members don’t have facebook. that’s weird to share it on a network without them on it
7. People I haven’t spoken to since high school shouldn’t get access to the most precious thing in my life. 
8. Disclosures shared online will for sure carry on into her adulthood 
9. Once images are shared you lose control over where the images end up. They can be saved, shared, or misused 
10. Location of my kid will be shared 
11. She might feel embarrassed about what was shared later in life. 
12. Gives people ammo to criticize my parenting 
13. Lennox may start to behave differently or seek approval when she feels like she is constantly being watched or “performed” online.
14. AI can do some freaky things 


Here are my reasons 

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