homunculus-argument

The stereotype of the nerd girl taking her glasses off and suddenly she's beautiful, but in reverse. A cold tough mean office lady who glares at everyone until she gets glasses and suddenly becomes sweet, approachable and friendly since she no longer has a constant headache over not being able to fucking see, doesn't need to squint at everything, and actually remembers individual people by name now that she can tell them apart at all.

mortimermcmirestinks

like this OP?

whataboutmysanity

In honor of the Ides of March approaching, here’s the trash can I wrote on 2 years ago and only touch up in March

hisuianserperior

Knives! Get your Knives here for no particular reason!

🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

Get em while they're cold, get em while they're sharp!

Special discount if your name is Brutus for no reason in particular!

hiyapillarsperkyleftnipple

○o。.Pillar heacannons.。o○

Just gonna write a few headcannons I have for howdys family (ФωФ) (just putting the ones I posted on tiktok onto here :^)

• Hiya and Biya were high school sweethearts (love at first sight kinda deal )
• Seeya would sneak Beeya in all the time in her room but everyone knew because she was so loud with her giggling
• The twins are absolutely mamas boys and are attached to her hip
• Latter used to read his poetry out loud a lot at family gathers (no one to this day has any idea how he got into it in the first place)
• Gam Gam is rarely not grumpy but tends to be less grumpy with her grand babies (she'll never admit it but she loves when everyone gets together :])
• Uncle Adieu and Aunt Toodleloo met due to a student exchange program when the two were in university
• Cousin skeddadle was DEFINITELY at Woodstock 69'
• Howdy was surprisingly close to Latter when the two were young (very overprotective of latter even if he won't admit it)
• Biya has those 50s train sets with the little towns I'm the basement that he's always working on
• The twins have a collection of comic books that they buy with money from their grandparents (hiya and biya spoil the rotten 💔)
• Seeya was a HUGE beatles fan girl so Beeya saved up all his money just to buy them tickets when they were first going out
• Latter is the president of his local book club and poetry club :>
• Skeddadle is a big fan of the Beach Boys
• Toodleloo was OBSESSED with Diors' new look when it was first released. Adieu always bought her the latest clothes and jewlery and bought them matching suit sets and jewlery
• Gam Gam was the it girl of her time (20s-30s) and was quite rebellious for the time
• Howdy used to sell snacks and pop all the time during lunch or passing period for the majority of his school years
• Hiya and Biya have heart lockets of each other that they've had for years
• Biya always buys Hiya her favorite flowers every week on routine

Lmk if I should do more 🤔🤔 Ik I posted my nationality headcannons for them idk if I should post it here

hiyapillarsperkyleftnipple

○o。.Pillar Headcannons Pt.2!!.。o○

I've written over 38 new headcannons for howdys family, but I'm not feeling like posting them all in one day, so this for the meantime (ToT).

• The twins are currently enrolled in Boy Scouts (sponsored by Howdys Place)
• When the two were young, Latter flew off his bike after howdy convinced him to try his new "parkour" (he needed stitches after the fall 💔).
• Howdy and Latter would drive Seeya around in a little red wagon when she wasn't able to walk or sit up properly (more baby to toddler years, maybe).
• Howdy was also a boy scout but was WAY more dedicated to his troop than the twins are
• Skeddadle pranked Uncle Aideu when he was younger, which led to Adieu slipping and falling down the stairs one morning
• Howdy once got in trouble for selling HW answers and testing answers to other kids (no one knows how he got the answers still to this day)
• Seeya was once temporarily banned from listening to the Beatles because she kept the volume on WAY to high
• Hiya has a habit of covering her mouth whenever she laughs or smiles
• Latter has a hobby of oil painting and has a few of his paintings hung around his apartment
• Seeya designed her shared home with Beeya and he fully furnished it
• Howdy and his siblings would spend their summers at Gam Gam's every year until they grew older
• Gam Gam has those plastic coverings on all her furniture (she"ll never remove it)
• Seeya once got caught sneaking in Beeya and was on punishment for the rest of the school year 😭
• The twins got in trouble once for trying to recreate the scene from king Kong (1933, yk what I'm talking about) and ended up breaking a vase and their toy set. Their also banned from watching TV unsupervised anymore

Sorry if these kinda suck I'm still in school atm and I'm so exhausted I can't think properly 💔. I'll try to post more soon over the weekend.

ceaselessly-mad

So I was heading to work, thinking, "gee I should probably be on the lookout for my plushie to come in soon" , and then I opened the door and-

ALT

Just. The timing of it all, you know?

hazel-amanita

⊹ ࣪ ˖ She Who Shines Above the Rest! ⋆˚࿔

( Old art - DO NOT REUPLOAD / USE / CLAIM )

frankiee3

>Hihi! My first post on Tumblr.. Might post some old art later, but for now here's a Wally Darling picture I drew ! < 💛

skibidiluu

Recent welcome home art and oc of my own

night-the-starfish

He bites <3, mixed media.

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

realtor whose entire career is just selling (and re-selling and re-selling) the same haunted house

it transpires this is a longstanding con, in which the house (which is hugely haunted) is an active participant

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

a full fledged co-conspirator even. the realtor splits the commission with the house, which uses its cut to get asbestos removal, granite countertops, plumbing renovations you name it. the key being the House desires these things for its self. not for its *shudders* occupants.

it's a strong independent entity! it doesn't need a relationship (with freeloaders who scuff its floors). it's single and KILLIN IT! and by "it" let's just say. heh. an entire upper middle class white suburban family

biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist

glad we're all on the same page

spedles

Comfy Spamtennas since seeing some sleepy cuddling thems on here is what made me want to draw them again 📧💖📺