Thursday, September 30, 2021

Languages, Eh

Whenever I have Chinese food by myself I need to watch Gilmore Girls.
I have two programs for my DVDs and one refuses with only these DVDs to give the original language. Despite I check "English" > "No subtitles".



It took me at least 5 minutes to realize.... it´s German!!!
FIVE whopping minutes!!!!
 
Does that happen to you (no-English Mother-Tongues) too???? 

At one point I thought, "huh, sounds funny?".
(I hate watching the translated stuff cause often they are forced to make it different, so it matches the look, how the mouth moves).

Henry 🦁


He doesn´t mind languages, but chopsticks with paws is impossible, I reckon.

No, really, does that happen to you, too, language-wise?
Five minutes!!! 
Maybe cause they speak in German as fast as in English - that´s one of their "features" in that series, right?
I had to shake my head upon myself. Or rather... my brain.


Wednesday, September 29, 2021

It´s Cold - I Give You


 This is certainly for Tom´s Signs2.

Henry 🦁


We´ll make onion cake today, to warm up!
Because... TUI... we cannot travel to warmer fields, thanks to Corinna...
 

 


Tuesday, September 28, 2021

T Stands For True Colors (And "TiTs")



Yes. Ingo has to challenge me.
I still have no job, so he gives me one.

And yes. Her "tits" are this big!! She´s a Manga-girl.
She is tiny, though.


Promise - I did my best, and that´s not much!


It was frustrating.
Ingo did not stop here, though - reckon what´ll be up next... a man of course. As tiny.
I´m just warning you....

The journal sums it up....


Monday I went to the White Horse SC, right after they opened, 07:something a.m.
At the butcher some retirees. The butcher-lady said good-bye with the words, "have a nice weekend!" as a joke.
After a short pause we all had a good laugh!
In times of Corinna... some miss which day it is.
 
I cooked two huge packages of mushrooms à la Jamie ... no fat, just the "nutty" mushrooms and .. hmmm .. lemons! Then chicken, ... more lemon, other just salt and pepper. 
 
 
Turned on my HUAWEI... UH-OH!!! 
 

 
Thought my T is still on holiday, nooooo. He WhatsApped me first.
A treat.
 

 I´m old, I hate typing on the cell.
 
Ingo wanted to taste my lemon mushroom-chicken, so I added rice and he even liked it.
Well, he added Worchester sauce. I don´t need sauce. 
 
Tuesday nice calls at the tax office - and... my T told me he´d turned on the heating (he´s a man!!!) - I did not.
 
Wednesday Ingo had a doc´s app and hence took the day off - and turned the heating on - what´s with men these days?! - we had a nice walk (well, walk, for me it´s half-jogging when Ingo just walks... but that´s good, right?) and popped in at JYSK where I got that cute PC-humidifier for only €3 - five colors! And yes, that´s how we have to listen to The Simpsons here 😥
Look (and listen, buhuu)! 
 

Thursday I went back to that place and bought three more because 
a) cute (my Bro thinks it´s ugly)
b) cheap, how long will it last, 
c) I have dry eyes -...
 
The cash out girl got big eyes and grinned, "you have been here for that just yesterday, right?!" Like the day before we had a short, nice chat - reckon she gets one for herself now.
Went aaaall the other way to the doc to get Ingo´s prescription, then changed direction to go to the pharmacy - and got tissues as pressie with Henry as logo :-) 
20km - and then I did my training. I´m fit 😁
Got curd and Ingo´s Birthday-pressie - cash only, boy, it was chaos. luckily I did have cash with me! 
 
Whats Apped MIL for her Birthday. She said thank you twice, followed by I didn´t call her for so long. Hello. She can call me, too.... like "!"
 
Friday... reading 😍
And finding out Corinna hit "family" - a half-Cousin´s daughter - who is vaccinated. 

Saturday just grocery and Sunday Ingo picked up another year of living.
The three dots on Sunday stand for.... Yes.
We voted.
It was no use.

As this is for Elizabeth´s "T Stands For Tuesday"...
 

 Not too sweet 😀


Henry 🦁


He´s in love with that thing!
 

 

Monday, September 27, 2021

Poppies Anyone?

 Found this little gem in Luisenstrasse in Braunschweig.
 
Henry 🦁
 
 
I came from there and found him in front of a hotel.
The monument is dedicated to Hermann A Buchler.
 
In case you are interested and don´t speak German I recommend Deepl Translator

1842 Buchler went to London and founded Hermann Buchler London, a shop like Kakulas Bros in Perth, Northbridge.

Back in Braunschweig he instructed the Villa Buchler Petritorwall, the Zuckerraffinerie Braunschweig, and also the Chininfabrik Braunschweig Buchler & Co. (quinine).

Henry is quite proud and hence has to the left the letter "H" and right... , well "B".


This is for Sami´s COLOURFULWORLD Monday Murals, who might remember this monument (or rather not 😉).




Sunday, September 26, 2021

Stop Trying

 

 
"it´s exhausting."

"Funny" coincidence I watch the movie  The Family Stone and all goes wrong just yet again.
Can´t do anything right. 
Good movie, though. Henry sleeps. Two posts.



No Cookies

 
Hmmm, you have an idea?
 
 
Can you even believe it?! 
No!!!
Yes!!! 
Ooohh!!!
 
From the movie Jo

See the German version here, it´s fun (and a short one)!
 
  
Yes, here goes, that´s how it started 😍

 
And since he´s grown a bit...
 
 
Henry 🦁
For the occasion the original shows up!


To another great year!
 


Saturday, September 25, 2021

A Parrot In The Sink?!

Look what I found for our sink? Isn´t this too cute?
 

I´m busy working soon again. It´s only the lady of the house who does the dishes, though.
Hehe, kidding, but it´s the truth. Ingo is the repair-guy.
 
And this along the way:
 

 Henry 🦁
 
 
Found him at the pharmacy.
So much cuteness, huh?
 
But I have a warmie-sheep, stripey-tiger and stripey-tiger duck already. 
From the Christmas-markets... "back then". Reckon we won´t have one this year.. thank you, Corinna. No Christmas Markets again. Sad for all the sellers. The stands. All goes down the drain.
 
 
To last post...
Apart from the German Shepherd - Inka - I had a  Jaculus-Mouse. I was too young and didn´t know you´re not supposed to have them by themselves and the stupid shop sold me her. Just her.

She roamed free and made it to 2 1/2 years (that´s a Grandma-age).
See last post - I do love animals. I´m just afraid of dogs - and the mouse sure was very jumpy 😉 - tiny as she was she jumped onto my bed in one leap.
 
Or crawled up my bare legs (I´m not hairy, de facto I didn´t shave my legs since 2002 and back then Ingo said I´m stupid for doing that, no one sees a hair anyways) - she made it to my shoulder, stood up and told me stories in my ear.

If we had cams like today I´d "kill" you with pics of her! I was a kid, no cam.
She was not only cute, but clever, never made a mess. Her pic is in my head. And heart.
 

Elections tomorrow. We´ll be there earliest to avoid chaos.
(we´re not allowed cute, home-made masks)
Masks and own pen bringing.
Can you imagine at my doc there was one box for all pens, used and unused?! 
 


 

 

Friday, September 24, 2021

He Said: Just Me!!!


 
I want to get out, neighbor in.
With his new  DOG!!!! Such a fluffy, black one who barks the moment they get out of the door.

Keeping the dog at bay he said, "don´t jump, it´s just me".

See.
I am jumpy, I am afraid of dogs ... and people go with that.
I felt even a wee bit kinda proud as in ... "accepted" the way I am...

Sorry for friends who "throw" their dogs out when I visit (Perth - two dogs there must really hate me).

My PIL´s dog... a boxer... a huge one.
I can take a huge but not the small ones. The small ones tend to bite? Even if the owner knows me? I don´t wanna find out.

Frieda is trained to STAY.
She holds it..  for a while but then... she sneaks up to me to say hello... from behind - I stood in the kitchen, relaxed, she was licking my hand - you know how HOT a dog´s tongue that size is?!
And if you give in...  duuuuhhhhh, they have their head in your lap. For as long as you´re there. And there is saliva. Uhhhh. Lots of.

Will she even know me if / when we meet again?
You? Dog or cat-person?
 
Jumpy btw... huhhh... I jumped a lot yesterday!
I walked, minding my own business... kaaaBUMMMM. A chestnut nearly hit me on the head and three others fell at the same time.
Yes, I risk my life for Ingo these days, running errands for him. 
 
It is truly Autumn...
Maybe I take my bike-helmet next time.
 
Henry 🦁 


Hello, kid.



 
 
 

Thursday, September 23, 2021

Nomadland


 
I totally forgot to give a little "review" on the book I got from Shari and Bill, Nomadland by Jessica Bruder (THANK YOU! Not yelling, of course ...)
Well, it´s actually a reference to how we lived on our travels throughout Australia, and how we live in Germany.
 
Some things really shocked me, I nearly cried just reading the foreword.  
Like "Would you rather have food or dental work?". In Germany no one would ask you this.
 
This is about a "low-cost labour pool", made of older adults. 


We lived in cars, cause we choose to, we wanted to be free, that´s all. Slept for free on rest-areas or in side roads. Bought food at the grocery, cooked and I brought home so much money, my parents, who presented me with this six-months journey, couldn´t believe it (and gave me the rest for a second, 7-months-trip).
I am a spoiled brat. They assumed we´ll live in youth hostels and such. But it was (cold) public showers etc of course instead, all for free.

The book says there is a "wheel estate". The people are not home-, "just" houseless, they try to stay proud. Telling themselves, "something better will come".
 

Work conditions are better in Germany, too, if women still in some places get less money for the same job than a man.

They make everything a habit, even working 11+ hours and 1 1/2 hours of driving.

They build "Earthships", walls give electricity etc, they say connect with the planet, not leave it, oh, yes.

Amazon now makes TV-ads here and Ingo said I cannot compare the work here for them to America, where the staff is called "camperforce", it´s "a shadow economy". 
Amazon offers free pain killers for the hard work there.
Amazon hires older workers "because they bring good work ethic" - well, that might be true, just don´t ask for the reasons.

The Nomads say, "home is where the hug is", a nice saying. They work till they can no more.
There is a reference to German statesman von Bismarck who created the world´s first age insurance in 1889 (which likely we will not see much of. Here retirees collect recycle-bottles to add to their pension!).

Monopoly had a square "poorhouse", later "free parking space". It´s a "wheel estate".

There is help, like cheapRVliving.com.
I read on the balcony, but looked it just up... They either are ironic or really just try to make the best of it, you are greeted with "Welcome  to the Best Times of Your Life."
There is FreeCampsites.net - stay for free.

Amazon tracks time and tells you off if you´re too slow, they choose "disposable people" versa loyal employees (hello, new boss kicked me out after 17 years).
 
In summer that living is "OK", but in winter...
 
 
 
They have "Springbreak for seniors" ... better than "Poor man´s Palm Springs"...
A woman named Chere ate only half a Hamburger to give the other to her dog.
 
In the "Amazoo"  they all help each other, share books on how to make a better life.
"The plan is there is no plan." 
Police helps, luckily (happened to us, too).

Some more good vibes, "Thriving, not surviving", "Feel like a kid again!"
They care as a "vanily", they share wisdom, jokes, campfires & coffee".

At the end is a longer list of help-sites.
This is good. And sad.
This book is titled by the New Yorker as "A remarkable book". 

Henry 🦁


He is mad at how so many people, who worked already all their lifes, are not allowed to enjoy their older age... If he could... he would build them steady homes. Homes, with which you can easily travel. I saw  docus on that.
It was a remarkable book for sure.



Wednesday, September 22, 2021

Maccas - Yes Or No?

Another word I had to ask my friend M, "Maccas?" and in his usual tone he explained... "MC DO-NAL-DS!!!".
He always makes fun of me.
#ichliebees means ich liebe es > I´m loving it.  Oh, well.
 
Anyhows. I haven´t been there in ages and I don´t miss it, either.
Look at this kid:
 
 
I just can´t tell what Maccas wants to show with this.
 
The meals get bigger, the prices lower. Just like at IKEA. A hot dog for €1 (ages ago) - Ingo and I both felt sick afterwards and I´ll never take that again.
 
This can´t be quality anymore. 
 
I think it´s a sign of calling people  dumb enough... I´d rather go to a real steakhouse, or, if we can have food stalls again have a good burger there - we once stood in line for 45 minutes and it was SO worth it!

This is for Tom´s Signs2, of course.

Henry 🦁


He hates low quality crap, obviously!




Tuesday, September 21, 2021

Give Nice - Get Nice

Sorry, third post today, but I just want to share!
Do you like to do your taxes, or paperwork in general?
I plain hate it.

OK, so, when are taxes due, internet gave different answers and I got weird mails from the guys that host the software (online).

So. Last year I messed up with "their" software. Put my name first as I make this stupid stuff. Uh-oh. No. The Husband comes first! Who ever knew?! Also my name starts with "K", Hubby´s with "S".

Anyhows, I got a not so nice paper-letter from my contact-person, she had to redo it all (she could have said: do it again, but no, she just did it!).
As thank you I wrote a letter and put some teabags in (Corinna, huh, going in person to say thank you is no more).

Now, when are the darn taxes due? I called her. Ups. Her first day after her holiday, totally stressed, yet friendly, she obviously remembered me. Looked if the strange mail ended up at hers even, gave me the contact for the program and that dude was super friendly, too!
Despite he thinks it´s not important he gave me his e-mail-address, so he can have a look at it. Those tax-people are nice!

Bad: I have time till November 1st. As my contact... she said, too, she hadn´t even started. Procrastinators we are...

Henry 🦁


How´s it like in your place? I heard so much bad about people from the tax-office, they are unfriendly etc.... is it Corinna, that people are so nice?