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Last of the Season with Victor
A recording from Victor Cardenas and Philip Ogley's live video
 • Victor Cardenas, Philip Ogley, and Murphy
1:28:04
Brain Milk with Ben Ulansey and Victor Cardenas
A recording from Victor Cardenas and The Halfway Cafe's live video
 • Victor Cardenas, The Halfway Cafe, and Ben Ulansey
30:40
Mysterious Guest
A recording from Victor Cardenas and Murphy's live video
 • Victor Cardenas, Murphy, and Philip Ogley
Tactical Baptisms are the Ultimate Cheat Code
This religious innovation lets you do bad stuff and get away with it!
 • Victor Cardenas
I'm Broke: I Eat Hot Dogs Three Meals Every Day and Absolutely Love It
Post Weinerpocalypse Inflation Never Tasted So Good
 • Victor Cardenas
Is AI the School Future for Rich Kids Who Can't Read Good and Want to do Other Things Good Too?
MacKenzie Price's disaster 2-hour school day sales pitch
 • Victor Cardenas
Marvel Studios Need To Do Right by Fans: Come Clean on The Thing’s 'Thing'
Fantastic Four: First Steps needs to go deeper with the lore
 • Victor Cardenas
Mary Miller Makes It Look Effortless
Representative Miller is on the verge of coming out as your racist drunk uncle from the 1980s
 • Victor Cardenas
Pickleball - A Performative Sport for Athletic Failures?
Let the briny piss and vinegar flow
 • Victor Cardenas
Hold the Pickle
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