Merge branch 'master' of github.com:ycombinator/funny-commit-messages

ycombinator · ycombinator · commit d117fd78b0c8 · 2014-10-08T12:14:44.000-07:00
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 Lock S-foils in attack position
-Dude this is webscale
+Obliterate user's hard drive
+Synchronize deceptions
+Do everything asynchronously, attem... is that a squirrel?
