Do everything asynchronously, attem... is that a squirrel?

Glen Campbell · Glen Campbell · commit bbf007e3100a · 2014-10-08T14:33:56.000-05:00
diff --git a/messages b/messages
@@ -2,3 +2,7 @@ Lock S-foils in attack position
 Obliterate user's hard drive
 Synchronize deceptions
 Do everything asynchronously, attem... is that a squirrel?
+Bring the guitar. Leave the cannoli.
+Erratic subject/verb replacements
+Either merge this or be prepared to launch the warp core.
+DO YOU KNOW HOW TO TURN OFF CAPSLOCK?
