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College Admin Rake in Bonuses while Educators Struggle with Poverty Wages
Gov. DeSantis stacked state schools with friends and ideological allies. As they line their pockets with taxpayer money, those doing the actual work of…
Mar 5
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Leif Helland
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A Statement Of Disunion, the State Of Our Disillusion
Donald J. Trump and Jesus have three things in common: 1. They spent a lot of time with prostitutes, 2. Their best friends were lepers, and 3. They have…
Feb 25
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Sean Beaudoin
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Prepare for a Nationwide General Strike
Strikes are a union's primary weapon for a reason: they fucking work. We the People must prepare to "grind the nation to a halt."
Feb 18
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Stephen K. Hirst
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Feb 11
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everythingisfineonline
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Stephen K. Hirst
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Ryan Harris
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The New Food Pyramid Wants You to Comply.
Secretary of Health Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has declared an end to the "War on Protein." And while everyone can agree protein is essential, his reasoning…
Jan 29
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Ryan Harris
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Rupert Murdoch Reprogrammed My Parents (Part I)
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Stephen K. Hirst
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We Bulldozed the Rose Garden for This?
Jul 31, 2025
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Jonathan Padua
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Rupert Murdoch Reprogrammed My Parents (Part II)
Nov 5, 2025
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Stephen K. Hirst
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The Art of Hypocrisy
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everythingisfineonline
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Stephen K. Hirst
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ICE is now a Domestic Military Force. You're the Enemy.
The GOP's Plan for a Full-On Police State Comes into Focus.
Jul 10, 2025
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Stephen K. Hirst
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Atlas Sharted
A painstaking takedown of every trickle-down economist's favorite author. And Libertarianism!
Feb 5
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Sean Beaudoin
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Justice in China, the U.S., and the Murder of Alex Pretti
There are things they do better (green energy/soups in general) and things we do better (limit air pollution/basketball). Once, I would have said our…
Jan 27
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Stephen K. Hirst
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A Pile of Cocaine and Ennui
Economic status is what sets us apart from each other, gravity is the one true connective force in the universe, time is both non-linear and an…
Jan 21
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Sean Beaudoin
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On Venezuela and Unforeseen Consequences
Also: an administration serious about combating drug trafficking doesn't pardon a Honduran cocaine Kingpin.
Jan 12
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Stephen K. Hirst
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Sleep Now in the Fire, America
Rest in Peace, Renee Nicole Good.
Jan 8
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Stephen K. Hirst
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Staff Picks: The Best and Worst of 2025
The MCS Detention Facility in Brooklyn where Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro is currently being held was also where they held Diddy. Apparently…
Jan 5
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everythingisfineonline
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How Foreigner is the Jeffrey Epstein of Radio Rock
Foreigner is about one thing and one thing only: illicit fucking.
Dec 31, 2025
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Sean Beaudoin
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Setting the Record Strait: On Bad Bunny, the Super Bowl and "Counter-Programming"
Senior Pop Culture Analyst Ryan Harris digs in to the non-troversy "rocking" the nation.
Dec 17, 2025
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Ryan Harris
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