Having unloaded part of my ire on the male side of the character spectrum, I once more return to the topic of character archetypes I can’t stand. And this time, I’m going after the fairer sex.

Tits will not save you from my wrath. You will, however, notice that this article is shorter. That doesn’t mean I think there’s less issue with female characters, on the contrary, I think there’s more. It’s just that they are more concentrated around a few annoying clusters. As before, this is not a ranking or count down, and it’s just a few things in entirely random order.

Feeling somewhat vindictive today, I’ve decided to talk a bit about the few archetypes (male) I’d like to go away. And don’t worry, the fairer sex is not safe from my everlasting ire.

So here’s my scolding critique of a few things I feel I encounter way too often. Some of the features they possess overlap, and sometimes I am merely confused. There’s no real order to it, and it’s not a ranking or a countdown. I’m just going to rip into it.