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A daily comic by Aaron Reynolds that keeps winning awards despite being nothing more than birds and curse words

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A painting of a bird beside the text "Seems like a great day to descend into a drunken fuckin' stupor"ALT
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "THIS SHIT IS NOT HALF AS CLEVER AS YOU THINK IT IS"ALT
A painting of a bird beside the text "are you sure there's not a dumber way to do this?"ALT
A painting of a bird beside the text "what kind of dipshit do you take me for"ALT
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "WELL IF IT ISN’T THE DUMBFUCKAROO GANG"ALT
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "motherfucker do I look okay?"ALT
A painting of a bird beside the text "Someone has committed the cardinal sin of being a boring jackass"ALT
A woodcut of a bird beside the text "I AM THRILLED TO SAY THAT I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT"ALT
A painting of a bird beside the text "it's like a flamethrower, but for bullshit"ALT