A lot has happened since my last round-up, so let’s get right to it.
The Amazing Race
Due to CBS’s coverage of March Madness, The Amazing Race has been pre-empted the last two weeks so there’s nothing new to talk about. I am looking forward to its return though, to see the many new ways Hayley can annoy Blair and the many ways he can continue to ignore her.
Survivor
Three episodes have aired since my last blog post, due to a special double episode last week. Nothing major happened in these two episodes, other than the tribal swap many anticipated, which resulted in quite possibly the most lopsided two tribes ever. The new blue tribe, called Escemeca, got almost all the young, able-bodied males, along with original Blue Collar tribe members Mike, Dan and Rodney. Sierra remained the lone woman on the tribe. The new red tribe, Nagarote, were all women except for Will, who has constantly struggled physically in challenges and Max.
The Immunity Challenge that followed the swap, which was very physical, was predictably won by Escemeca, sending Nagarote to tribal council where Max, who was ultimately deemed more annoying than Shirin, was voted off. And if you believe Jenn, the race for who was more annoying was a very, very close one.
The first hour of the double episode provided viewers a very unpleasant view of Rodney’s raging misogyny and douchebaggery, qualities that really angered his tribe mate Lindsey. Unfortunately, when Blue Collar lost Immunity for the first time and the vote not surprisingly came down to the two loud individuals who were going at it, the majority sided with Rodney, sending Lindsey home.
This left Sierra, Lindsey’s closest ally feeling vulnerable and the situation only got worse when she questioned the vote after they got back from tribal council. Rodney and Dan proceeded to rant on about every single thing they thought was wrong with her, reducing her to tears and her vowing that she hated her entire tribe. This proved important in this week’s episode.
And speaking of this week’s episode, it was amazing. Last week was okay but none of the votes were particularly surprising. This week however was classic Survivor with all of the elements that make this show so awesome and why it’s lasted as long as it has. There was a brilliant blindside, made more perfect because it foiled one idiot’s plan. The editing was very good because right up until the vote reveal, I wasn’t sure who was going home. And we saw one’s hubris come back to bite him in the ass. It was perfect.
In short, Mike and Rodney threw the Immunity Challenge for different reasons (Rodney wanted to get rid of Joe and Mike wanted to protect his true ally Kelly, who is currently on Nagarote). After the loss, Mike started expressing his concerns about how tight Rodney had gotten with Joaquin and how despite Rodney’s claims that Joaquin was his puppet, everyone else knew how dumb Rodney really is and it was clear Joaquin was the one pulling his strings. So Mike decides to target Joaquin, going to Joe and Dan with the plan. Meanwhile Rodney and Joaquin had Tyler on their side for the vote against Joe. And so Sierra, the woman who was eviscerated after a previous tribal council became the swing vote.
She had the option of either siding with Mike, Dan and Joe and getting rid of Joaquin or siding with Rodney, Joaquin and Tyler and getting rid of Joe. This was tough and why this episode was so exciting because Sierra really, really hates both Dan and Rodney. So either group she sided with, there was one guy she’d be working with that she really couldn’t stand. Ultimately however, she sided with Mike and company’s group, voting with them to get rid of Joaquin. The look of confusion on Rodney’s dumb face was priceless. Seriously you have to watch and just appreciate it – just the stuff of great television.
It was all the sweeter because as the producers are wont to do, they edited the whole hour to include many of Rodney and Joaquin’s cocky comments, their posturing, their smug attitudes, etc. So you had a feeling the fall might be coming but again, Sierra really hated Dan so she was enough of a question mark to wonder how the vote would go. I for one am thrilled it went the way it did.
So next week is likely the merge and that’s when the game really starts in my opinion. It’ll be interesting to see who is really aligned with whom, who the free agents are, who is willing to jump to either side that provides them the most opportunity, etc. As of right now, old Blue Collar have the numbers with Sierra, Dan, Mike, Kelly and Rodney. However, Rodney will likely be pissed at Mike and company for the Joaquin vote and Sierra hates Dan and Rodney.
Former No Collar might be in the best position if they just stick with each other for a little while. They have Joe, Will, Hali and Jenn. I suspect a big part of why Sierra sided with Mike and company was because the other side wanted to get rid of Joe and she may be closer to him than editing has shown. So therefore, she might join with that group. The three former white collars are all sort of on their own.
Tyler was close with Joaquin who was blindsided this week, so who knows who will be willing to work with him and trust him. Shirin is annoying to everyone and seems to have no strong alliance right now and Carolyn is a big wildcard. She seems to have gotten along with her new tribe fairly well but who knows if they’ll bother with her when they feel like they don’t need her for the numbers. Should be very interesting. I can’t wait.
Dancing With the Stars
Two weeks of dancing is in the can and so far this is shaping up to be a race between Rumer Willis (partnered with Val Chmerkovskiy) and Nastia Liukin (partnered with Derek Hough). Oh joy, let the Chmerkovskiy vs. Hough war begin. Hopefully we avoid another Season 17 fiasco. This was the season that came down to Kelly Pickler (who was partnered with Derek) and Zendaya (who was partnered with Val) and the night before the finale, ABC.com’s DWTS board experienced technical difficulties, eventually resulting in all online votes being thrown out.
Let’s just say many of the Zendaya fans were not very happy, especially when she came in second. And to this day there are many conspiracy theorists who believe that the whole thing was rigged to give Kelly the win. Fyi, I don’t believe any of those theories. I loved Zendaya and Val but fully believe Kelly earned her win fair and square. But hopefully that scenario never happens again. That said, this is a definitely a horse race between Rumer and Nastia, with Riker Lynch (who is partnered with Alison Holker) being a potential spoiler and Willow Shields (partnered with Mark Ballas) the dark horse.
The first elimination took place this past Monday, after the second week of performances, with Redfoo earning the unfortunate distinction of being the first one out. I have to say, this was genuinely a surprise for me. If you read my previous blog entry, I had four celebrities as possible first boots and Redfoo was not one of them. Sucks for him and Emma, his professional partner, because he showed a lot of improvement in week two and I definitely saw potential to grow in the competition. That said, the season looks good so far, although there are quite a few that I believe could go any time because it’s clear they have no shot of winning:
Charlotte McKinney (I’m almost certain that she was the one right above Redfoo and therefore narrowly escaped elimination since Tom Bergeron noted that the vote was very, very close)
Suzanne Somers (She looks amazing for 68 but let’s be honest, she’ll never be amazing).
Patti Labelle (Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Ms. Patti but we all know she’s on borrowed time)
Chris Soules (He’s not a dancer in any way and boy does it show)
Noah Galloway (This competition is physically too much for him)
Let me say this about Noah Galloway which may or not be a very unpopular opinion. I have nothing but respect for the strength and determination he exhibits. And I admire him for pushing himself and wanting to defy the odds and prove that he’s not limited by his physical disabilities. That said, he is not really dancing at all and I feel like the judges just praising him and giving him 7’s is really pandering and condescending to him.
I know there was a lot of talk about Amy Purdy in Season 18. However, despite how anyone felt about her and more importantly, her pro partner Derek, it cannot be denied that that woman danced her butt off. Noah is trying, I don’t doubt for a second he is and kudos to Sharna for what she’s doing but this just does not seem to be working and I do not see it getting better. Just my opinion.
That said, there have been some really fun and exciting performances so far. The following are my favorite dances from the first two weeks:
Willow Shields & Mark Ballas – Argentine Tango
This was by no means perfect. There is a softness to Willow’s arms and legs, probably due to the fact that she’s only 14 and likely has no muscle tone. So her lines and extensions weren’t nearly as sharp as they should have been it was still gorgeous. The concept, obviously inspired by the Goyte music video, worked beautifully and I liked that Willow showed no fear and reservation with the moves and just went for it. After her first dance I was worried that she could possibly get lost in the mix but now I think she’s the dark horse. I definitely see her getting better and better each week.
Rumer Willis & Val Chmerkovskiy – Foxtrot
This was Rumer’s first week dance and the one that put everyone on notice that she was here to play. She earned the highest score of the night and it was well deserved. I did find the dance a bit too waltzy at points and less Foxtrot, but it was still gorgeous.The use of Hoozier’s “Take Me To Church” was a perfect choice that just elevated the moment.
Nastia Liukin & Derek Hough – Rumba
If Rumer threw down the gauntlet in her first dance, Nastia more than responded in Week 2. This was absolutely gorgeous. If I didn’t love it so much I might resent just how gorgeous Nastia looked – I mean those legs and arms were just stunning. If there was any weakness, I would say it’s exactly what Julianne Hough noted, that for the first part of the dance Nastia didn’t really connect with Derek. Not surprising for an athlete who was always trained to not show emotion. But this was very close to perfection and the scores reflected it with her getting the season’s first 9’s.
Patti Labelle & Artem Chigvintsev
Yes, she’s likely on borrowed time and we all know she’s not winning this thing but if she went home this week, it would still have all been worth it just for this performance. Ms. Patti did her thing. I mean she was already the coolest of the night just for picking 50 Cent’s In Da Club for her jam but the dancing kicked ass. Yes a lot of the time it looked more like a Cha Cha than a Salsa but really, who cares. It was fun and cool as hell. You go Ms. Patti!!
Speaking of eliminations, my prediction is that this week is Charlotte’s last dance. I absolutely believe she was the one just above Redfoo and I’m just not sure she has the fanbase some of the other celebrities do. And her dancing is not that great – in fact it’s pretty average. She’s capable of some beautiful lines and extensions but as a whole, she dances like she’s awkward in her body and isn’t sure how and where to move it. The other possibility may be Chris Soules who was the only one to see 5’s this past week, putting him in quite a hole points wise, behind all the other pairings. He may not have the fanbase to make up that point difference. It will be interesting to see who it is and I’m looking forward to the performances this week.


