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Reality Show Roundup

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A lot has happened since my last round-up, so let’s get right to it.

The Amazing Race

Due to CBS’s coverage of March Madness, The Amazing Race has been pre-empted the last two weeks so there’s nothing new to talk about. I am looking forward to its return though, to see the many new ways Hayley can annoy Blair and the many ways he can continue to ignore her.

Survivor

Three episodes have aired since my last blog post, due to a special double episode last week. Nothing major happened in these two episodes, other than the tribal swap many anticipated, which resulted in quite possibly the most lopsided two tribes ever. The new blue tribe, called Escemeca, got almost all the young, able-bodied males, along with original Blue Collar tribe members Mike, Dan and Rodney. Sierra remained the lone woman on the tribe. The new red tribe, Nagarote, were all women except for Will, who has constantly struggled physically in challenges and Max.

The Immunity Challenge that followed the swap, which was very physical, was predictably won by Escemeca, sending Nagarote to tribal council where Max, who was ultimately deemed more annoying than Shirin, was voted off. And if you believe Jenn, the race for who was more annoying was a very, very close one.

The first hour of the double episode provided viewers a very unpleasant view of Rodney’s raging misogyny and douchebaggery, qualities that really angered his tribe mate Lindsey. Unfortunately, when Blue Collar lost Immunity for the first time and the vote not surprisingly came down to the two loud individuals who were going at it, the majority sided with Rodney, sending Lindsey home.

This left Sierra, Lindsey’s closest ally feeling vulnerable and the situation only got worse when she questioned the vote after they got back from tribal council. Rodney and Dan proceeded to rant on about every single thing they thought was wrong with her, reducing her to tears and her vowing that she hated her entire tribe. This proved important in this week’s episode.

And speaking of this week’s episode, it was amazing. Last week was okay but none of the votes were particularly surprising. This week however was classic Survivor with all of the elements that make this show so awesome and why it’s lasted as long as it has. There was a brilliant blindside, made more perfect because it foiled one idiot’s plan. The editing was very good because right up until the vote reveal, I wasn’t sure who was going home. And we saw one’s hubris come back to bite him in the ass.  It was perfect.

In short, Mike and Rodney threw the Immunity Challenge for different reasons (Rodney wanted to get rid of Joe and Mike wanted to protect his true ally Kelly, who is currently on Nagarote). After the loss, Mike started expressing his concerns about how tight Rodney had gotten with Joaquin and how despite Rodney’s claims that Joaquin was his puppet, everyone else knew how dumb Rodney really is and it was clear Joaquin was the one pulling his strings. So Mike decides to target Joaquin, going to Joe and Dan with the plan. Meanwhile Rodney and Joaquin had Tyler on their side for the vote against Joe. And so Sierra, the woman who was eviscerated after a previous tribal council became the swing vote.

She had the option of either siding with Mike, Dan and Joe and getting rid of Joaquin or siding with Rodney, Joaquin and Tyler and getting rid of Joe. This was tough and why this episode was so exciting because Sierra really, really hates both Dan and Rodney. So either group she sided with, there was one guy she’d be working with that she really couldn’t stand. Ultimately however, she sided with Mike and company’s group, voting with them to get rid of Joaquin. The look of confusion on Rodney’s dumb face was priceless. Seriously you have to watch and just appreciate it – just the stuff of great television.

It was all the sweeter because as the producers are wont to do, they edited the whole hour to include many of Rodney and Joaquin’s cocky comments, their posturing, their smug attitudes, etc. So you had a feeling the fall might be coming but again, Sierra really hated Dan so she was enough of a question mark to wonder how the vote would go. I for one am thrilled it went the way it did.

So next week is likely the merge and that’s when the game really starts in my opinion. It’ll be interesting to see who is really aligned with whom, who the free agents are, who is willing to jump to either side that provides them the most opportunity, etc. As of right now, old Blue Collar have the numbers with Sierra, Dan, Mike, Kelly and Rodney. However, Rodney will likely be pissed at Mike and company for the Joaquin vote and Sierra hates Dan and Rodney.

Former No Collar might be in the best position if they just stick with each other for a little while. They have Joe, Will, Hali and Jenn. I suspect a big part of why Sierra sided with Mike and company was because the other side wanted to get rid of Joe and she may be closer to him than editing has shown. So therefore, she might join with that group. The three former white collars are all sort of on their own.

Tyler was close with Joaquin who was blindsided this week, so who knows who will be willing to work with him and trust him. Shirin is annoying to everyone and seems to have no strong alliance right now and Carolyn is a big wildcard. She seems to have gotten along with her new tribe fairly well but who knows if they’ll bother with her when they feel like they don’t need her for the numbers. Should be very interesting. I can’t wait.

Dancing With the Stars

Two weeks of dancing is in the can and so far this is shaping up to be a race between Rumer Willis (partnered with Val Chmerkovskiy) and Nastia Liukin (partnered with Derek Hough). Oh joy, let the Chmerkovskiy vs. Hough war begin. Hopefully we avoid another Season 17 fiasco. This was the season that came down to Kelly Pickler (who was partnered with Derek) and Zendaya (who was partnered with Val) and the night before the finale, ABC.com’s DWTS board experienced technical difficulties, eventually resulting in all online votes being thrown out.

Let’s just say many of the Zendaya fans were not very happy, especially when she came in second. And to this day there are many conspiracy theorists who believe that the whole thing was rigged to give Kelly the win. Fyi, I don’t believe any of those theories. I loved Zendaya and Val but fully believe Kelly earned her win fair and square. But hopefully that scenario never happens again. That said, this is a definitely a horse race between Rumer and Nastia, with Riker Lynch (who is partnered with Alison Holker) being a potential spoiler and Willow Shields (partnered with Mark Ballas) the dark horse.

The first elimination took place this past Monday, after the second week of performances, with Redfoo earning the unfortunate distinction of being the first one out. I have to say, this was genuinely a surprise for me. If you read my previous blog entry, I had four celebrities as possible first boots and Redfoo was not one of them. Sucks for him and Emma, his professional partner, because he showed a lot of improvement in week two and I definitely saw potential to grow in the competition. That said, the season looks good so far, although there are quite a few that I believe could go any time because it’s clear they have no shot of winning:

Charlotte McKinney (I’m almost certain that she was the one right above Redfoo and therefore narrowly escaped elimination since Tom Bergeron noted that the vote was very, very close)

Suzanne Somers (She looks amazing for 68 but let’s be honest, she’ll never be amazing).

Patti Labelle (Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Ms. Patti but we all know she’s on borrowed time)

Chris Soules (He’s not a dancer in any way and boy does it show)

Noah Galloway (This competition is physically too much for him)

Let me say this about Noah Galloway which may or not be a very unpopular opinion. I have nothing but respect for the strength and determination he exhibits. And I admire him for pushing himself and wanting to defy the odds and prove that he’s not limited by his physical disabilities. That said, he is not really dancing at all and I feel like the judges just praising him and giving him 7’s is really pandering and condescending to him.

I know there was a lot of talk about Amy Purdy in Season 18. However, despite how anyone felt about her and more importantly, her pro partner Derek, it cannot be denied that that woman danced her butt off. Noah is trying, I don’t doubt for a second he is and kudos to Sharna for what she’s doing but this just does not seem to be working and I do not see it getting better. Just my opinion.

That said, there have been some really fun and exciting performances so far. The following are my favorite dances from the first two weeks:

Willow Shields & Mark Ballas – Argentine Tango

This was by no means perfect. There is a softness to Willow’s arms and legs, probably due to the fact that she’s only 14 and likely has no muscle tone. So her lines and extensions weren’t nearly as sharp as they should have been it was still gorgeous. The concept, obviously inspired by the Goyte music video, worked beautifully and I liked that Willow showed no fear and reservation with the moves and just went for it. After her first dance I was worried that she could possibly get lost in the mix but now I think she’s the dark horse. I definitely see her getting better and better each week.

Rumer Willis & Val Chmerkovskiy – Foxtrot

This was Rumer’s first week dance and the one that put everyone on notice that she was here to play. She earned the highest score of the night and it was well deserved. I did find the dance a bit too waltzy at points and less Foxtrot, but it was still gorgeous.The use of Hoozier’s “Take Me To Church” was a perfect choice that just elevated the moment.

Nastia Liukin & Derek Hough – Rumba

If Rumer threw down the gauntlet in her first dance, Nastia more than responded in Week 2. This was absolutely gorgeous. If I didn’t love it so much I might resent just how gorgeous Nastia looked – I mean those legs and arms were just stunning. If there was any weakness, I would say it’s exactly what Julianne Hough noted, that for the first part of the dance Nastia didn’t really connect with Derek. Not surprising for an athlete who was always trained to not show emotion. But this was very close to perfection and the scores reflected it with her getting the season’s first 9’s.

Patti Labelle & Artem Chigvintsev

Yes, she’s likely on borrowed time and we all know she’s not winning this thing but if she went home this week, it would still have all been worth it just for this performance. Ms. Patti did her thing. I mean she was already the coolest of the night just for picking 50 Cent’s In Da Club for her jam but the dancing kicked ass. Yes a lot of the time it looked more like a Cha Cha than a Salsa but really, who cares. It was fun and cool as hell. You go Ms. Patti!!

Speaking of eliminations, my prediction is that this week is Charlotte’s last dance. I absolutely believe she was the one just above Redfoo and I’m just not sure she has the fanbase some of the other celebrities do. And her dancing is not that great – in fact it’s pretty average. She’s capable of some beautiful lines and extensions but as a whole, she dances like she’s awkward in her body and isn’t sure how and where to move it. The other possibility may be Chris Soules who was the only one to see 5’s this past week, putting him in quite a hole points wise, behind all the other pairings. He may not have the fanbase to make up that point difference. It will be interesting to see who it is and I’m looking forward to the performances this week.

“One Direction” Heartbreak

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Listen closely. That sound you hear, the one causing a disruption of the world’s energy, is that of millions of teenage hearts breaking around the world. Zayn Malik, one fifth of the hugely successful UK boy band One Direction, officially left the group this week. Depending on what part of the internet you were reading, supposedly some saw it coming for a while. However, despite the signs in the tea leaves, when faced with full confirmation, the reality was still very painful for many a One Direction fangirl. Hashtags expressing anger, hurt, disappointment, sorrow and more, quickly dominated Twitter mere hours after the announcement.

So went wrong? Well to tell you the truth, I don’t really know. If you believe the online gossip it may have been a combination of his wanting to do a different sound than what the group does and his fiancé no longer wanting him in the group. I personally choose to not believe the latter because how cliché – of course it’s all the woman’s fault. However, if I’m being completely honest, I don’t really care that much. The truth is One Direction has never really been particularly interesting to me. I can, off the top of my head, only name three of their songs – That’s What Makes You Beautiful, Story of My Life and Night Changes.  And don’t get me wrong, they’re decent songs but I just cannot call myself a fan on any level. Like most, I’ve only really been aware of Harry Styles and that’s mostly because of his many romantic exploits. I often have to take a fairly long pause to name all the members of the group and until this week, Zayn Malik was hardly a name I ever mentioned.

So why am I writing this blog post? Well for one thing, this is a pop culture blog and this news, for better or worse, did dominate pop culture news for most of the week. However, more importantly, I’m writing this blog post to say to the One Directioners that “I get it.” Sure, many of us may scoff at some of their dramatic declarations on social media in light of the news, but the fact is many of us were them when we were their ages. We just didn’t have social media around to document it all.

Full disclosure, I loved the Backstreet Boys when I was younger. I mean loved them to the point that I felt guilty when I liked any of N’Sync’s songs because they were the enemy and it felt like a betrayal to the Boys (ah to be young and silly). And like any self-respecting boy band fan, I had my favorite. And for the Backstreet Boys, that was Nick Carter (truly, my love was deep and real. For about as long as my love for the group lasted, which was about four years give or take).

I mention all this because after rolling my eyes a little at all the dramatic meltdowns over the news of Zayn’s exit, I thought about my younger, boy band loving self and wondered how that girl would have felt if Nick, at the height of Boys’ success, in the middle of a sold-out tour, had up and quit. I thought about it and realized that the truth is I likely would have been devastated. Okay, maybe not quite as dramatic as some of the tweets I’ve read (my favorites were the ones equating this event to the Kennedy assassination, John Lennon’s murder – something that we will always remember where we were when it happened) but I would have been genuinely upset. Besides, I’m convinced social media lends itself to hyperbolic expressions. Something about twitter and tumblr just seems to bring out the drama queen in all of us.

But the point is – I get it. I get that this feels like a complete tragedy and one of the biggest things in one’s teenage boy band loving life. So I’m writing this blog post to say I understand your pain Directioners and I say embrace it. Embrace your sadness, hurt and anger about this seemingly cataclysmic event.  And don’t worry, when you’re older and inevitably move on and later say to yourself “what was I thinking “, just remember that we’ve all been there. We just didn’t have social media to document it all.

Glee “Sings” Its Final Note

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Fox’s once upon time phenomenon, sang its final note last night, as the series officially came to an end. Judging by the early rating numbers (according to zap2it, the show earned a measly 0.8 rating share, which roughly equals to about 2.7 million viewers) and frankly the ratings all season long, many people were either unaware that the show was ending or simply did not care. I am pretty sure it was a combination of both – the many fans who left seasons ago were unaware and the few who were aware, did not care.

So how did this once mega-hit (and let us be clear, it was definitely a hit. At the height of the show’s success, it drew ratings numbers upwards of 10 million viewers, sold millions on iTunes and also won 4 Golden Globes, 3 Emmys, 1 SAG and a number of other awards, as well as garnered numerous nominations) become nothing more than afterthought, exiting with barely a whimper? How did it all go so wrong? As someone who has watched off and on throughout the show’s six-season run, I have a few ideas.

  • A Show Cannot Succeed Without Good Writing – I have a theory that the creators (Ryan Murphy, Brad Fulchuk and Ian Brennan) of Glee only had a pilot developed and never really thought beyond that. My theory is supported by the rumor that Ian Brennan, who originated the concept for the show, originally planned on pitching it as a movie. So my belief is that they developed the Pilot, hoped that the show would be a decent sized hit, maybe last a season or two, likely becoming more of a cult hit and going the way of shows like Freaks & Geeks, My So Called Life, etc. Shows that had cool concepts, strong first seasons, critical success but never really took off with a larger audience. I mean let’s face it, a show about show choir, with kids breaking out into random songs – what were the odds of it becoming a hit? But then the show not only became a hit but a phenomenal success with huge rating numbers and mass commercial appeal. And suddenly the writers were faced with the task of writing a consistently funny, interesting show with well-developed characters and in the end they simply couldn’t. The cracks started showing up by the end of the show’s first season and only became more pronounced with every subsequent season.
  • Remember Who You Are – Glee began as a dark, satirical comedy about a group of misfits trying to succeed in their little show choir. Sure there were touching and heartwarming moments right from the start, but no show that has a character like Sue Sylvester can really be self-righteous or preachy. Or so it would seem. Unfortunately, along the way the writers seemed to forget this and the show slowly began veering more and more into “lesson of the week” territory and started taking itself way too seriously, all the while still wanting to be outrageous and even offensive as it once was in the beginning. The dichotomy simply did not work and the end result was a disjointed, not very funny, mess.
  • Hubris Will Always Be One’s Downfall – I made a comment a year or two ago, that in years to come, I believe Ryan Murphy and company could write an essay for the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences, titled “How To Epically Ruin Your Hit Show”. It could be a cautionary tale for up and coming television writers and producers. In Glee’s case, it involved getting rid of many of the characters and actors the audience had connected with and grown to love, at the height of the show’s success, in favor of bringing in an almost new cast. Why – because Ryan Murphy suddenly decided that he would prove to the viewers and public that the true star and success of the show was the concept and not the actors. Let’s just say it didn’t work out so well. Putting aside the fact that many of the new characters simply did not have the charm and chemistry as a group that the original gang did, but in an effort to keep the older characters around, namely Lea Michele, Chris Colfer and Cory Monteith, the show constructed a split narrative that would follow the lives of Kurt and Rachel (later Santana) in New York and Blaine and company with the new cast, at McKinley. It was a mess. The show struggled to give both narratives its own voice, the split was often clunky, Rachel and Kurt alone together in New York was surprisingly boring as they did better playing off the original characters and the new McKinley group just did not have the connection the original cast of characters did. By that season’s end, the show’s numbers had dwindled to 2.0 in rating shares, with an average viewership of 5 million, its lowest numbers in the show’s history. Trust me, it would get worse.
  • Characters To Root For – As previously noted, when the show first started, it was the story about a lovable group of misfits trying to make their little show choir, The New Directions, the best in the country or at least in Ohio. They each had their own personal stories and viewers rooted for them to succeed, even the less likable ones like crazy, ambitious Rachel Berry and snooty, popular Quinn Fabray. However, as the writing for show got worse and worse, the characters became awful and that made it harder to root for them or hell in some cases, to even care about them. It later didn’t help when the show became populated by the new crop of characters who were poorly drawn and constructed and lacked any of the same chemistry, charm and humor of the original group. Also, the show’s refusal to let all the older characters go, meant constant comparisons between them and the new characters were inevitable and it was often unfavorable for the newer characters. And in the end, even the writers didn’t care too much about the new crop of characters either, as they were all, save for Kitty, unceremoniously dumped and barely got a mention or acknowledgement in the series finale.
  • Cory Monteith’s Tragic Death – Let me be clear, in no way am I blaming Cory Monteith for the show’s demise. I, without hesitation, place the blame squarely on the writers. That being said, I truly believe his passing was the final nail in the show. As I noted above, by the end of Season 4, Glee’s numbers had dwindled down to an average of 5 million, meaning the viewers were already losing interest and moving away. Cory’s tragic death was like a shock to the system for many who still watched and loved the show and even those who had already moved on. The one-two punch of a horrible previous season with a large number of characters viewers did not connect with, coupled with the death of one of the main stars and original characters on the show just created a pall over the show that it simply could not and did not recover from. I truly believe that there was really no way for the show to come back after that. The joy and fun, that magic that made it a success, was simply gone. They tried, but frankly I felt like many of the actors, especially the original ones, seemed like they had checked out at this point and everything just felt forced. I acknowledge that I may be alone in this, but there just didn’t truly feel like much left to smile and sing about after something that tragic. And by the end of Season 5, the show’s ratings had plummeted to a dismal 0.6 which equaled just barely more than a million.

And so last night, it finally came to a blessed end in a two-hour special. The first hour, titled 2009, which saw a retelling of the Pilot, was actually quite good. In the episode, viewers got to see what inspired each of the original members (Rachel, Kurt, Mercedes, Tina and Artie), to sign up for the Glee Club. There were shades of that old Season 1 magic and the episode did a really good job, I thought, in reminding viewers why it was a hit in the first place.

The most poignant moments naturally came whenever Finn was referenced, particularly the scene where the group, holding an emergency meeting to kick Finn out of the Glee Club, each start detailing all the reasons he wasn’t a bad guy despite his popularity. The final moment of the episode was a switch to the original Don’t Stop Believing performance from the Pilot episode. That meant Cory Monteith did appear onscreen one last time. I have to say, that seeing his face slowly come into focus on screen was gut wrenching and the only moment during the entire two hours that I had to choke back tears.

However, I felt that the the final hour, which switched to present time and ended five years into the future, was indicative of the show’s decline. Much like how it started strong and fell hard by the end, the magic of the first hour was completely lost by the second hour. Sure we got shiny, happy endings for Rachel (spoiler – she won a Tony and married Jesse St. James), Kurt and Blaine (spoiler – they’re married and Rachel was the surrogate for their baby), Mercedes (spoiler – she became a singing star), Sam (spoiler – he took over New Directions), Will (spoiler – he became principal at McKinley) and Tina and Artie (spoiler – he became a director and I guess they got back together), everyone else virtually did not exist.

We heard nothing about Puck, Quinn, Santana, Brittany, Mike and as for all those new characters who were forced on viewers for almost two seasons, they were pretty much nonexistent. We learned nothing about Marly, Ryder, Jake, Unique or the new characters on which screentime was wasted during the show’s final season. The final moment of the show included every single person (mostly, Melissa Benoist who played Marly, could not make it) who had ever been in the Glee Club returning for a final performance in honor of the McKinley hall being renamed and dedicated in Finn’s memory. It should have by all accounts been a very poignant moment but I found myself not moved, much as I wasn’t for the entire final hour.

The reason was largely because of what I stated above, that the writers, through their very horrible writing, had ruined so many of these characters and relationships for me that I simply did not have the investment any more to care about where their journeys ended. I did not care about Kurt and Blaine getting married and having a baby because that relationship had been ran into the ground in so many ways, the ultimate being time wasted in the final season on an utterly pointless, not to mention borderline creepy coupling of Blaine and Karofsky, Kurt’s former tormentor. The less said on that the better. I couldn’t aww or cheer their happy ending because the couple I fell in love with back in Season 2 stopped existing a long time ago in my opinion.

I couldn’t be happy for Rachel’s success because after the horrible Season 5, where the writers had her jump from getting into a prestigious school, landing a Broadway role months later, then leaving to star in her own show, her success felt almost boring and predictable. Sure she fell flat on her face at the start of Season 6 to create some storyline for the season, but by then it was more than clear where her story was going. So the scene elicited nothing more than a shrug and a “meh” from me.

Once again, the magic this show once had simply didn’t exist anymore and the nostalgia wasn’t enough to bring it back for me. I watched the final hour, the final scene, hoping to feel something, some emotion about this show’s journey coming to an end and I felt nothing. Nothing but a slight bitterness and sadness that something that once was so good and had the potential to be amazing, ended as poorly as it did.

All that being said, I do however want to end on a positive note and state that despite everything, I do believe there once was something special about Glee. Otherwise, it would not have exploded as it did. It truly brought something to the screen that hadn’t been seen before on television and I absolutely believe it paved the way for shows such as Nashville, Empire and even Smash. And though certainly not perfect, it did do a good job of representation, particularly teenage representation and provided young people a show where they could see themselves – gay, lesbian, transgender, bisexual, the disabled, etc.  I also do believe that Glee is a show that, for better or for worse, will be remembered for years to come. It’s just a pity that those responsible for creating it and bringing it to the world, were also the ones who couldn’t sustain it and allowed it to fall to the wayside.

But despite everything, I’ll still say thank you to the writers and creators, the cast and crew – thank you for the laughs, thank you giving me something that me and my late cousin bonded over and thank you for the music. It was an interesting ride.

Reality Show Roundup

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So I have a confession to make, I watch reality shows. Now in my defense, let me clarify, I don’t just watch any and all reality shows. For example, I have zero interest in candid reality shows, meaning things like The Kardashians, Duck Dynasty or pretty much any show that simply follows individuals and their lives. I find no entertainment value in that. My reality show watching is of the competitive persuasion. Meaning, shows where there are competitors competing for some kind of prize. So in saying that, I have been thrilled that three of my favorite shows are back – Survivor, The Amazing Race and Dancing With The Stars. Every week until the seasons end, I will do a weekly reality show round-up.

Survivor

This week’s episode wasn’t the best in my opinion. The immunity challenge (IC) seemed very basic and the bootee was fairly obvious as soon as the No Collar tribe lost. Although, the editors did attempt to inject some tension over whether it would be Will (who struggled physically once again during the challenge) or Nina, who Joe and company had wanted to vote out the previous week, until Will took it upon himself to go against the plan and get rid of Vince. However, while the challenge was not the most exciting and the bootee obvious, the editors did a good job of showing the tribal dynamics of all three tribes. The most interesting observations included:

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Shirin is apparently annoying to most of her tribemates which unfortunately does not bode well for her should they go back to tribal council before the tribes are merged into two, which we all know is coming. Max was surprisingly invisible everytime the tribe dynamics were shown. I’m not sure if he just happened to be off somewhere during those times or if it’s an indication that he goes off on his own a lot. If it is the latter, I’m not sure if that’s a sound strategy on his part, especially for someone who claims to be a Survivor expert and even teaches a college course about the show. The most interesting part of this tribe’s dynamic however, was seeing a bit more of Tyler’s game. He appears to be playing both sides and more importantly, seems to have a good ability of getting people to trust him. In the first episode we saw Carolyn readily admit to him that she’d found the hidden immunity idol and this week, Joaquin, unaware that Carolyn already has the idol and has told Tyler, let Tyler know he had the clue to the idol and even showed it to him. There was also a confessional by Joaquin where he declared that he trusted Tyler. I thought those were very interesting scenes and more importantly, that the editors thought they were important to enough air. The game is still very early but I definitely think Tyler is one to watch for the season.

Blue Collar

What we learned this week is that this tribe has a lot of very loud and vocal personalities. At the moment it seems like Mike is the obvious boot choice if they lose an IC, because Rodney, Lindsay and Sierra are all annoyed by him. However, I think that Dan may still be a wild card and possible first boot, because his personality seems to grate on many of his tribemates’ nerves. That awkward exchange with Rodney where he essentially called Rodney’s mom a whore in what he thought was a joke, shows he has no ability to read a room or more appropriately for Survivor, read people. Also, the promo for next week shows Lindsay and Rodney going at it so who knows who’ll be the most disliked on that tribe come the next episode. It will be interesting to see how far these players go when the tribes are merged into two and the final merge happens. That many big and loud personalities, may not play so well when it comes down to an individual game.

The Amazing Race

Like this week’s episode of Survivor, this was not the most exciting leg of the race, as Jonathan and Harley’s elimination was obvious pretty much from the start of the episode. However, it was interesting seeing some previously stable teams begin to unravel as the race gets harder, namely Jenny and Jelani. Speaking of those two, while Jenny did let her cutthroat competitive spirit out this episode, I have to say I did see both sides of the argument when they ditched Matt and Ashley while heading to the pit-stop. Jenny was right in that it is a race and knowing they were clearly in the back of the pack, they had to do what they needed to ensure they got to the mat before Matt and Ashley. She didn’t actively sabotage Matt and Ashley or deliberately mislead them, she just suggested putting distance between them and her and Jelani. That said, Jelani did have a point that there may come a time on another leg when they will need Matt and Ashley and they would not be inclined to help because of what happened. For her sake, she better hope there isn’t another U-Turn on the race. The best part of the episode though was the continuation of the longest and worse blind date ever, starring Blair and Hayley. Those two are a hot bed of dysfunction, yet shockingly have managed to finish at the top of the pack in second place, two weeks in a row. At the start of the race, I criticized Blair who really did seem to treat Hayley in a dismissive manner. However, the last two episodes have led me to believe he has the patience of a saint because he hasn’t snapped on her. It is really hard to tell which of them is worse, but I have to say it sure as hell is entertaining to watch.

Dancing with the Stars

Dancing with the Stars returns this Monday for its 20th season and 10th year on air. As sad as it may sound, I have actually been watching from the beginning and will of course be watching come Monday night. I have to say, the cast looks fairly interesting and in fact, this may be the first time in a long time, I can’t right off the bat, pick who will be eliminated first. I definitely think it may come down to how each couple performs on Monday night. Right now, just on assumption and watching so many seasons, I’d say the weakest may be:

Patti Labelle – She’s the oldest contestant, which means she likely won’t be as good, at least physically, as many of the other contestants. However she’s a legend so she may have the viewer votes for the first few weeks. Also, Tommy Chong showed last year, how far an older contestant can go with a great attitude and fun spirit.

Charlotte McKinney – I don’t think she’s as known as some of the other contestants, not to mention that models have traditionally not fared so well on this show. She is also paired with Keo Motsepe who while nice enough, is still a relatively new Pro who likely does not have the fanbase of a Derek Hough or Val Chmerkovskiy or Mark Ballas, to carry Charlotte through. She’s going to have really impress to avoid being in danger.

Robert Herjavec – While not the oldest, he’s still up there in years and I’m not sure if he’ll have as much ability as others. That said, he is a star of ABC’s wildly popular Shark Tank, so he may have more fans than one might expect.

Chris Soules – He was the most recent Bachelor and while ratings for his season were decent, many thought he was incredibly boring and lacking a personality. He’s admitted he’s not the best dancer and seeing a few videos of his rehearsals with Witney, I’m inclined to believe him, although I will admit that he was going for it.

Still as I said, it will likely come down to those first performances and I for one cannot wait. The full cast list, with Professional partners include:

Noah Galloway (War Vet) with Sharna Burgess

Robert Herjavec (Reality Star) with Kym Johnson

Patti Labelle (Singer) with Artem Chigvintsev

Nastia Liukin (Gymnast) with Derek Hough

Riker Lynch (Singer) with Allison Hoker

Charlotte McKinney (Model) with Keo Motsepe

Redfoo (Singer) with Emma Slater

Michael Sam (Athlete) with Peta Murgatroyd

Willow Shields (Actress) with Mark Ballas

Suzanne Somers (Actress) with Tony Dovolani

Chris Soules (Reality Star) with Witney Carson

Rumer Willis (Actress) with Val Chmerkovskiy