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Roughly Translated From the Original Martian

A guide to the third year on Barsoom

Apr 10, 2025 • John Carter

Amelia Sans Merci

Summoning the Tulpa of Remigration with industrial quantities of AI image slop

Jan 17 • John Carter

The Caracasian Cut

Regime decaptitation and the consequences of competence

Jan 8 • John Carter

The Domes of Calrathia

An astronomer in exile at the frozen end of time

Jan 4 • John Carter

DEI, the Dispossessed Generation, and the Digital Koryos

Young white men should be furious about what has been done to them, but begging for victim status will get them nowhere

Dec 19, 2025 • John Carter

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Peace Has Been Murdered, and Dialogue Was Shot In the Throat

Sep 11, 2025 • John Carter

If No One’s Hiring White Guys, What Are They Doing With Themselves?

Oct 2, 2023 • John Carter

A Partial Explanation of Zoomer Girl Derangement

Jan 16, 2024 • zinnia

The Sweden Syndrome

Dec 6, 2025 • John Carter

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