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Why I'm Never Leaving New York (I am Chained to a Radiator in the Basement of the Times Square M&M’s Store)
I moved to New York to pursue my dreams, find community, and grow.
 • Zach Zimmerman
Letter from the Eleventh Hour of the Great TikTok Ban
I worry some may not survive the night, succumbing to a lack of consumption.
 • Zach Zimmerman
All Aboard the Kamala “Brat Bus”
a Sunday canvassing in Pennsylvania
 • Zach Zimmerman
On Whether the Full-Body Chills I Experienced during Dune: Part Two Were Due to Dune: Part Two (+) Or the Beginnings of A Stomach Flu Raging…
On Whether the Full-Body Chills I Experienced during Dune: Part Two Were Due to Dune: Part Two (+) Or the Beginnings of A Stomach Flu Raging Inside of…
 • Zach Zimmerman
Wicked...20 years later
The Gershwin Theatre was all grand and all green: bedazzled blazers, witches’ hats, extravagant black gowns and intricate all-green face paint.
 • Zach Zimmerman
99 Things That Bring People Joy
For my birthday, I asked my followers to earnestly answer: “What brings you joy?” Here are some of their responses
 • Zach Zimmerman
Progressive "Your Primary Caretaker" Jokes
Your primary caretaker is so dumb they thought the DSA was a college entrance exam.
 • Zach Zimmerman
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